Starship Porn

A movie wherein the sole redeeming attribute is a lascivious overview of a spaceship.

Star Trek The Motion Picture is raw Starship Porn.

Suitable only for geeks and trekkers who (at the time) hadn't laid eyes on the Enterprise for several years when the movie came out.

by Dirt Bath January 13, 2010

Mooey Porn

A luscious meadow, upon which a cow could only dream of chewing cud

They say grass is greener on the otherside but this is straight up mooey porn

by Blow Darter February 24, 2020

Porn whacker

Some weird ass dude who loves porn so much they prefer a porn movie over real poon

That weird porn whacker Wally passed up a booty call with Darlene Amaro so he could sit in front of a porn video and whack off!!!!

by BigAssscholar March 8, 2019

porn toe

When a man points his big toe onto a solid or semi solid surface to gain the ultimate fulcrum thus giving superior purchase when entering a woman from behind. White sports socks can also be used to improve toe grip.

There's some proper Porn Toe in this dirty film.

by Jack Fast August 31, 2014

fairy porn

fantasy books (mostly YA), containing humans and human-like fantastical creatures having lots of explicit sex scenes

i like classics but i also read some fairy porn and im not ashamed!!

by ojoc August 31, 2021

Zillow porn

When search Zillow and fantasize about homes you will never be able to afford.

I caught Jeremy looking at Zillow porn again, poor guy will never be able to afford a home like that.

by Hamper Hunter September 2, 2022

houseware porn

Luxurious catalogs of high end houseware retailers which are browsed obsessively.

My wife spends hours looking at houseware porn.

by brew22 September 5, 2010