non-existent wang

A non-existent wang is a illlusory dick usually found (well not really found because it is nonexistent) on lax brahs and farmers. instead of a juicy dick that should reside inbetween the tanned thighs of these whoreish creatures, it is a dick deprived crotch that longs for a wang, yet will never have one.

Crack addicts are usually attracted to these as well.

He must have a non-existent wang.

by xobiddiesxo June 28, 2010

Poser (non-skater)

Someone who wears skateboarding brands e.g. Palace, Supreme, Huf, Diamond etc. and only buys the clothes because they are expensive. They have so idea about the skateboarding brands they are wearing, or skateboarding in general. The only reason they wear these clothes is to show off how much money they have. Basically an all round massive cunt.

Actual skater: Hey (poser), what do you think of (skater for Palace Skateboards) new part in the new Palace video?
Poser (non-skater): Urmmm what? what the fuck are you on about?
Skater: Well, I see you're wearing a Palace t-shirt and a Palace sweatshirt, so you clearly MUST skateboard?
Poser (non-skater):No......?
Actual skater: what a massive posing cunt

by roastedbabynuts July 9, 2014

non-offensive swears

Another Non-Offensive swear:

"C-less Castle"

If you say "Castle" without the "C", although the spelling would be "Astle", when you pronounce it out loud, the phoenetics would make it sound like you're saying (the obscene 7-letter "A" word).

"You know what you are? You're a C-less Castle."

"What's that?"

"Say 'Castle' without the 'C'"

"Umm, 'Astle'?"

"Yep!"

by Java July 16, 2004

Non Verbal Communication

1)Subliminal Morse from the bones clicking in the ear either brain to brain or Atmospheric
2)Secret language inherent to the white females and minority males

Using Wiccan and black magic Non Verbal Communication--They can talk without being heard

by Lane Diamond November 19, 2016

non-alcoholic hangover

A non-alcoholic hangover happens when someone has not eaten all day or has very foolishly consumed a large cup of coffee then taking a standard dose of dayquil, resulting in a headache that resembles a hangover.

John Doe: I have such a throbbing headache.

Jane Doe: Why?

John: I have a terrible cold and I took some medicine after I had my morning cup of coffee.

Jane: You have a non-alcoholic hangover.

John: Sure feels like one.

by thelonesith December 16, 2009

non compliant hotwife

This simply means when a Hotwife does not want to go by the documented universal guidelines and or the definition of what a Hotwife is.
She doesn't realize the gift the husband/boyfriend has given her by letting her have sex with other men with no pernicious or baleful feelings emanating from her husband/boyfriend, especially when she enjoys having sex to the max herself. Please note: An unruly and unreasonable Hotwife is bad news for the Hotwife lifestyle , the Hotwife herself, and the Hotwife/Husband/Boyfriend relationship.

I have a non compliant Hotwife who doesn't believe in guidlines and wants to Hotwife making up her own rules and will Hotwife with or without her husbands/boyfriend approval. Of course, this type of behavior falls under a different category and name altogether.

by Michael Dupree' February 15, 2020

non-penguinish

something that looks unlike a penguin (i.e a computer animated one on an amusing but horribly fake short film)

'that penguin isnt real'
'yes, it is a bit non-penguinish, isn't it?'

by tom wilding March 16, 2004