Long hauler

A masturbater with a large dick.

Sally knew Joe as a bit of a long hauler.

by Caasi Notwen September 25, 2020

Mel Long

A football legend at the University of Toledo who helped lead Toledo to 3 consecutive undeafeted seasons. Now is a term to describe some one who you really like too the point of stalking

Guy #1: I think that girl is stalking you...

Guy #2: It's ok, I'm her Mel Long

by Racin' Randy August 31, 2010

long slong

Baes long/big dick

Damn bae you have a long slong

by poe.pok September 16, 2016

Long blinkcicidus

Long blinkcicidus is a mecical condition in which you blink for a longer duration then normal. Some tend to think that people with long blinkcicidus are sleeping when they are actually blinking. Because this condition makes your eyes take 4 hour hours to blink. The only known people in the World to have been infected with long blinkcicidus is Hunter Williams. So to any future girlfriends of his...no hes not sleeping hes blinking. Stop getting salty;)

That kid Hunter Williams from 5th period has long blinkcicidus

by Hunter_9119 May 24, 2020

Long bread

Bread that comes in a long form #baguette

I would like my tuna on a long bread please

by Breadmen July 14, 2017

Abi Long

Abi Long is a very weird specimen of woman. On occasions she can be a bitch but is mainly nice. Abi Long is great in bed and giving blowjobs, she don't spit shes swallows.

Everyone loves Abi

Oi look its Abi Long, shes sucking dick again.

Hey Abi Long, heard you have a dick.

by Bartek is sexy November 10, 2019

The Long Cold

A slang phrase used in the african american community, usually among a group of males gathered on a street corner or in a barber shop, referring to a sick person who has or is suspected of having HIV/AIDS.

Willie had dat same damn cough for the last year....n*gg*, I think he has THE LONG COLD!

by joeydnewyork July 13, 2012