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tard load

This is a play on a "bad load" If a bad load were to produce a child that child would have a high chance of being retarted, therefore you have produced a tard load
I hope I never hear from that women again, because I gave her tard load last night.
by knoby February 22, 2007
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Tard Seat

The first two passenger seats on any bus, or all seats on a short bus. One must claim the right to sit in a tard seat vocally upon embarking upon the vehicle.
"Damn, that kid with the goggles took our tard seat!"
or
(Before sitting in desired tard seat) "Tard Seat!"
by Shaquweesha October 19, 2010
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car-tard

a person who knows nothing about cars but talks like they do. they also may insist on things about the car that just arent true.
"oh yeah the fender just needs to be clipped back on it'll take only a sec..."

wow what a car-tard

"oh yeah i uhh put a dodge*cough* engine in my car so i get like 50000 horse power it rocks!"

and again
by Chris Soukas January 1, 2008
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Lardy Tard

When a person does not bend their knees while running. Often toddlers run without bending their knees.
That guy runs like a lardy tard.
by xxxPDUBxxx June 28, 2010
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turd-tarded

a new word for dumbshit
someone too stupid to wipe their own ass
Wow people these days sure are turd-tarded morons.
by Price Pfister March 3, 2007
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Gnar-Tard

Gnar-Tard is a combination of the words Gnarly and Retard.

It is used to describe someone who is truly and idiot.
You are such a Gnar-Tard!
by Girlygirl3423232 June 14, 2009
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Tard Sauce

If you put sauce behind every word, it just makes it better.
person #1: So I heard they cancelled The Office
person#2: Say wha? That is such tard sauce.
by jojo_my_mojo February 21, 2009
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