Samoni 

A Samoni is a square being with electricity between its two antennas with a welcoming smile. Samoni is actually an alien and lives in black holes.

Have you ever heard of Samoni?

Samoni by Manthos3gr November 23, 2021

silk salmoning 

Having sexual intercourse whilst in red, silk boxers, holding a briefcase at exactly 62 degrees to the perpendicular, while in the middle of a large pool of salmon fishes, ignoring the life guard, all whilst dancing the highland fling.

That man is silk salmoning in the 2 year old ball pool! and he has my briefcase!

silk salmoning by Sir Oli G bumwart November 12, 2006

saloni

a small animated creature, that is extremely annoying. from the indian mythology, known to suck up to teachers. used as an insult in modern day india

don't be such a saloni

saloni by whixkid November 11, 2011

Salmaniacs 

Salmaniacs? the word doesn't even make sense !

salmaniacs are dumbest autowalas on Earth

Salmaniacs by Man of Steel October 2, 2020

Salman 

The biggest poop on earth

Person 1: ew I hate salman
Person 2: ikr so annoying

Salman by Salmanispoooooooooooooooppp November 15, 2021

salmonpants

When a female (or possibly male) has a very strong fishy odor coming from the crotch region.

I thought she was naked, but little did I know she was wearing salmonpants.

I smell fish...you must be wearing salmonpants.

salmonpants by Ashland_rox December 31, 2009

Playing the ragtime standard at the old west saloon 

When a man performs cunnilingus on a woman experiencing her menstrual flow.

Reggie: So, bobby walks into the her room and finds a certain very well-known rapper playing the RAGTIME standard at the old west saloon on his old lady...

ARVN: Reg, you're bullshiting me. holy niggertron. and what happened then?

Reggie: well, bobby whipped out his cock on lupe ta-do, made like the OK corral, won the gun slinging, and then made like wyatt earp and busted two shots on his ol' lady MAE WEST.

ARVN: no hawaii?

Reggie: no hawaii.

Playing the ragtime standard at the old west saloon by Mack 10 the knife February 24, 2010