porn rolled

To be 'porn rolled' is like being rick rolled but instead porn comes upon your screen

"Man I got porn rolled after I went to that site you gave me a link for"

by D.H.Skiiier August 11, 2009

Mooey Porn

A luscious meadow, upon which a cow could only dream of chewing cud

They say grass is greener on the otherside but this is straight up mooey porn

by Blow Darter February 24, 2020

Starship Porn

A movie wherein the sole redeeming attribute is a lascivious overview of a spaceship.

Star Trek The Motion Picture is raw Starship Porn.

Suitable only for geeks and trekkers who (at the time) hadn't laid eyes on the Enterprise for several years when the movie came out.

by Dirt Bath January 13, 2010

Porn whacker

Some weird ass dude who loves porn so much they prefer a porn movie over real poon

That weird porn whacker Wally passed up a booty call with Darlene Amaro so he could sit in front of a porn video and whack off!!!!

by BigAssscholar March 8, 2019

Jewish Porn

The act of a jewish couple complimenting the amout of money one has.

My husband and I had jewish porn last night. I found out he has $1,000,000 in his bank account!

by The South Ass February 15, 2017

minecraft porn

I don't even know why it exists and from what I have seen its disgusting not as disgusting as boku no pico but disgusting

Some guy 1 : have you watched minecraft porn ?

Some guy 2 : no that shit is disgusting

by kevin7002 February 27, 2017

porn dozer

A word/words I made up to describe someone that jacks off to porn then sleeps it off

I'm a major porn dozer after I jack it

by Colesludge September 22, 2017