Oil Cat

A heterosexual male (often) or female (rarely) who is frail and greasy, often times below 5/10 on the attractiveness rating, but he or she is horny all the time and will simp for the opposite gender’s constant approve. Yet they are never successful in finding love or smash without the use of criminal and underhanded methods such as : drugged drinks, targeting breakups, and leveraging positions to prey.

Man: hey bro I was drinking with oil cat ,he saw a random woman and instantly said he fell in love .

Man 2: Ye that’s about the 10th time I’ve seen him do this.

Man: what a simping oil cat !

Girl: eww ! You know that Oil cat K*** , senior? He snuck into the freshman’s chat pretending to be freshman to prey on young girls

Girl 2: holy crap! What a oil cat!

by Very Concerned Citizen August 4, 2022

Oil

something I can't stop drinking. I just can't

I just can't stop drinking oil, C R U D E O I L

by iminhellplshelpahhh September 5, 2024

Oil Change

When you decided to eat something knowing it will cause you to be unwell and need the loo, thus changing your systems oil.

I ate chicken wings knowing they would force an oil change.

by Rev Benn September 4, 2025

salad oil

Like salad dressing but its not. It salad oil.

Hey Zach, pass the salad oil, my salad it dry.

Hey Zach, pass the salad oil, my salad it dry.

by Thesaldoilguy December 12, 2013

oil up and twerk

when someone oils up and starts shaking their ass (m

“Yo shawty, oil up and twerk for me real quick”

by Wtfisapsuedonymbro November 29, 2024

You better hide your baby oil

Remember the scene from fast and the furious

Hym "Did The Rock have a relationship with Diddy!? Remember when Tyrese had that line in fast and the furious 'You better hide your baby oil' and The Rock is like 'You better hide that big ass forehead?' What does Tyrese know? Find him! Ask him! He knows the truth!"

by Hym Iam November 30, 2024

backwoods oil change

A sexual act while your sexual partner is tied up in BDSM fashion, inserting 2 large black dildos into both the vagina and asshole simultaneously while vigorously thrusting the male appendage deep into the throat of your completely vulnerable partner.

So I saw this video the other day of this guy giving this girl a backwoods oil change, probably going to run it by the ole lady later this week. Total domination bro..

by Halfrican_Magic August 11, 2017