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Marilyn's Law

Any discussion regarding portrayals of female beauty in the media, especially in regards to weight and shape, will devolve into a discussion of Marilyn Monroe's dress size (what it was, whether it was a constant, what it would be in today's dress sizes, whether she presented a more realistic beauty ideal, etc.)
A: I can't believe how skinny models have gotten!
B: I know! I wish we lived back in the 1960s when people liked a woman with real curves.
A: Did you know Marilyn Monroe wore a size 12?
B: Can't we have a discussion about this without invoking Marilyn's Law? You know she had to diet and exercise and get plastic surgery, right? It's not like there were no unachievable standards of beauty for women and all was well with the world back then, either.
by Theoretical Shopaholic March 30, 2011
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gauss law

A charge in any given region can be found by integrating the e-field to find the electric flux. Used in the electromagnetics course in Electrical Engineering.

Gauss's Law can be represented as:

∮E·dA= Q/εo
Gauss Law can be used on different shapes such as spheres and cylinders.
by asebak March 4, 2010
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Laws of Weed

The Laws of weed always happens as the best weed shows up and you've got to the end of the papers.
When one has rolled the perfect joint, the lighter won't work.
The Tim Hortons near Kew Park,Toronto never has enough donuts.
by eL racK December 6, 2007
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AWF's Law

You can only "ironically" joke about something so many times before it stops being funny or ironic.
Person A: lol, women should go back to the kitchen lmao jk XD

Person B: You keep making that joke, so you must really believe and mean it...

Person A: What? No. How do you figure?

Person B: AWF's Law
by sdjkfhasue October 19, 2021
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Pugsleys Law

Variant of Sods Law / Murphys Law.

The theory that what can go wrong will fix itself when you call IT to show them the fault.
Man 1: I've got this problem with my PC.
Man 2: Okay, can you show me what's wrong please.
Man 1: Pugsleys law it'll work now - see!
by slixtream February 8, 2010
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murphy's law

Definition: If anything can skrew you over, it will.
ex, my computer shut off a moment before I saved all my work.
by Erin August 29, 2004
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Tabor's Law

When an atheist is losing an argument with a Christian, the atheist will always accuse the Christian of joking or not being serious.
Christian: Stop dodging the question! We all know that, right down in your heart of hearts, all atheists secretly acknowledge Jesus as Lord and recognise that the Bible is 100% fact.
Atheist: I genuinely cannot believe that you just made such a f**king idiotic statement. Please tell me you're joking.
Christian: I call Tabor's Law on you! You know you can't defeat my arguments, so you're trying to claim I'm not being serious - the oldest trick in Satan's atheist handbook!
by I heart Huckabee February 8, 2008
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