Gateway Guy

A guy who is cool and fun, but not hot enough. You get to know him and become friends with him. This friendship will then lead you to get introduced to his cool buddies and at least one or two of them might be hot.

I met this awesome guy. We really hit it off and I love hanging out with him, but I am not attracted to him. Yet, I am sure he has some cool friends and some of them are bound to be hot. He is totally my gateway guy!

by Elolabethen November 18, 2013

orange guy

A cute young boy who likes purple dick

hi orange guy

by goldenpizza May 24, 2018

Stoner Guy

That one weird guy that walks around the city looking like he's stoned all the time.

"Sup?"
"I just saw Stoner Guy again"
"Again?"
"Yeah man, I see him all the time"

by Branop November 10, 2011

Vampire Guy

A guy who will only hang out with you at night. His main goals are to drink, party, and get laid. He doesn't care about anyones feelings accept his own. He is only seen out late at night and, whenever he is seen, is usually drunk high or both.

Girl 1: I wish he wasn't such a vampire guy, then I would actually date him.

Girl: True that.

by badonkadonk123 November 10, 2010

unserious guy

Someone who lacks the ability to be serious.

Jes is a terrible gm, he’s an unserious guy

by Dave Summersby November 23, 2022

Guy Fuchs

The actual name of the COO of Wells Fargo during some seriously dark times for the institution.

Variation of "This Guy Fucks" from Silicon vally.

Can be used as a verb as well "Dude, you absolutely Fuch"

Reymondo: "Hey - just learned that our Irish buddy switched all his banking over to WF"
Flowbro: "That Guy Fuchs"

by Flowbro_K July 25, 2019

Guy on the couch

When you are in an odd-numbered person situation and everyone else pairs off to do something fun (usually sex) and you're left by yourself on the couch to watch t.v., play video games, eat leftovers, do something not as fun as everyone else. In horror movies, this character is usually the first one to die to demonstrate how the monster works.

"Hey man! How was the party last night?"

"Sucked, bro. I was the only single guy there and everyone else was paired off and fucking in the bedrooms by 11. I was the guy on the couch eating cold pizza and watching Matlock reruns by myself."

by Big Danny T January 27, 2014