Tard Seat

The first two passenger seats on any bus, or all seats on a short bus. One must claim the right to sit in a tard seat vocally upon embarking upon the vehicle.

"Damn, that kid with the goggles took our tard seat!"
or
(Before sitting in desired tard seat) "Tard Seat!"

by Shaquweesha October 19, 2010

U-tard

Multi-generational Utah resident, probably Mormon, with and IQ of +1 over retard.

Our Uber driver was a complete U-tard.

Utah is full of laws only a U-tard could make.

by DangerMRW February 3, 2019

part tard

A person who is partly retarded. One who lacks enough social/mental capacity to be a contributing member of society.

"Wow, Scott your about a part tard!"

by Hallbn April 17, 2008

tard load

This is a play on a "bad load" If a bad load were to produce a child that child would have a high chance of being retarted, therefore you have produced a tard load

I hope I never hear from that women again, because I gave her tard load last night.

by knoby February 22, 2007

Tard Sauce

If you put sauce behind every word, it just makes it better.

person #1: So I heard they cancelled The Office
person#2: Say wha? That is such tard sauce.

by jojo_my_mojo February 21, 2009

Lardy Tard

When a person does not bend their knees while running. Often toddlers run without bending their knees.

That guy runs like a lardy tard.

by xxxPDUBxxx June 28, 2010

Bast-tard

1) A person who is very stupid (aka retarded) and also a complete bastard

2) a combination of bastard and retard

*often used with complete preceding it*

Edwardo "Hahaha! Ricardo your girl friend is a lesbo!"
* Edwardo picks nose then tries to eat it through ear*
Ricardo to Edmund "Wow Edwardo is a complete bast-tard!

Wow my teacher is bast-tard!

My bitch sucked me so bad I called her a bast-tard!

by Edward Von Trapp May 30, 2008