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mystery shower

When you take a shower late at night without knowing what the shower is in aid of, i.e., going out, staying in, staying with company, etc.
For fuck’s sake. It’s 23:45 and I still don’t know if we’re going out or not. Best have a mystery shower.

00:00... she said she would call around now. Best grab a mystery shower.
by JAMwIsE May 20, 2017
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Canadian Shower

Using a wet napkin to freshen up the male genitals prior to sex.
Erik Everhard took a Canadian shower prior to sex with Nikita Denise.
by Paul The Punter May 5, 2022
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british shower

Is when you wash only the smelly parts of your body and leave the rest.
OR
When you spray deodorant on yourself without washing your body.
-Hey have you showered?
-no, I took a british shower
by Lola1111 February 4, 2022
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Shower Cry

When, after putting up a brave front towards others, a person will end up crying while taking a shower (since no-one will be able to hear them).
Jade: I know it's been a difficult day for everyone but we've got through it. Now I'm off for a shower.
Sylvia: Going for a Shower Cry?
Jade: Pretty much.
by WatcherMark May 12, 2019
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The Shower Effect

When one mistakenly thinks that one is alone in the house/apartment, and begins to do things one wouldn't do it one was with other people -- like singing, laughing at pictures of Hannah Montana, or fapping.
Chinbo: WHOOAHHHH WE'RE HALF WAY THERE! WHOOOOAHHHH LIVIN ON A --

Tyrone: Dafuq you doin' Chinbo?

Chinbo: Oops didn't see you there! You were so quiet you caused The Shower Effect...
by Eye_Ronick November 30, 2013
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Facebook shower

Facebook-shower (or morning Facebook) – the phenomenon when for a person the first thing to do in the morning is to read the Facebook feed.

Some believe that this morning information inflow helps the brain to wake up. So some people “switch on” their brains in the morning by reading news or destructing several rows of beads. Others believe that this presents a manifestation of information addiction, and one should keep a tight rein on such actions.

According to the research conducted by SOASTA, 92 percent of New-Yorkers start their day with a smartphone check. Most often, respondents open e-mail (67%) and read Facebook news feed (40%).
– Hey there Tom!
Good morning Jesse!
– How was your start of the day?
– Well.. nothing special.. Facebook shower, coffee and Pokemon-Go walking to the office.
by digitalvocabulary.com August 17, 2016
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Douchebag Shower

The act of spraying oneself with body spray in lieu of an actual shower. Though not exclusive to males prevalence among females is lacking.
Tim: "Oh Jesus Christ I can't breathe!"
Mike: "That's because Jon's Douchebag Shower taking ass is fumigating the place!"
by FriarChicken October 12, 2011
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