willy crack

The crack at the tip of the penis.

Boy: Shit.. my willy crack is bleeding!

by Mmmavis October 15, 2006

Willie Nelson

A mondegreen for the phrase "really awesome."

That's a Willie Nelson idea. I love it.

by Heid-ah! June 3, 2021

raw willy

when somebody gives you a wet willy but without using their finger, only tongue

"Did you give her a wet willy?"

"No, I just gave her a raw willy"

by syd_j0 June 4, 2022

Willy womber

A Willy womber is an animal that lives in your bathtub when you’re not expecting it. They’re like groundhogs except without eyes, ears, or a mouth. They start out hairless—at this stage they’re just wombers. After they grow hair, they become Willy wombers.

Friend: “Yo can I use your shower? I don’t wanna stumble across no Willy wombers.”
You: “don’t worry bruh, they ain’t got a mouth.”

You: “I can feel the presence of a group of Willy wombers in the bathroom, I can see it in my mind.”
Friend: “yo chill you gotta become one with the Willy wombers.”

by Antichumfreak September 29, 2023

yeehaw willy

The act of cutting someone's penis off, (usually a longer penis) and swinging it around obove your head and screaming yeehaw

Girl 1: hey.. I wanted to to try something new...
Guy 1: what did you wanna try?
Girl1: a yeehaw willy!
Guy1: but I like my penis!

by Brookcat April 15, 2022

willy custard

Sperm

He filled my pie with willy custard.....I might have a bun in the oven 😂

by Lrp43 March 23, 2019

side willy

Similar to cameltoe and mooseknuckle but instead of the bulge being in the front of the pelvis, the Willy is stuck to the thigh which gives off the impression of an enormous willy.

Marc: Yo how'd your date go last night bro!
Seb: It was ight she totally saw my side Willy when I stood up from the table
Marc: Yasssss dude I love when I see other people's side Willy's
Seb: what!!?!?!

by Side Willy June 9, 2017