Gnar-Tard

Gnar-Tard is a combination of the words Gnarly and Retard.

It is used to describe someone who is truly and idiot.

You are such a Gnar-Tard!

by Girlygirl3423232 June 14, 2009

Wii-tard

Playing Wii sports while on ecstasy.

man 1: "man im rolling balls"
man 2: "lets play another round of wii golf"
man 1: "okay Wii-tard"

by ice.slim December 8, 2009

Fact-tard

First used by some internet hound who goes by Reservoir_Dog. It's used to slam someone who ends a forum post with "fact", but in reality that persons facts are completely retarded.

"You Sir, are a fact-tard."

by Perry C. September 17, 2008

tard stick

Anything a tard happens to have in hand.

examples: broom, hotdog, safety-lighter

The gentleman tard-blog prefers using a tard stick to light his pipe.

by Ymerkenovovitch May 28, 2008

color tard

mean thing to call members of the color gaurd

look at that girl holding her flag upside-down
yeah man she is such a color tard

by Lizzy O. August 26, 2007

tard talk

conversation imitating speech characteristics of actors, cartoon characters, fellow humans with speech flaws, animals, etc.

When you said, "I wub you" it was tard talk.

by Friend of Big Sun July 10, 2007

Tard Sauce

If you put sauce behind every word, it just makes it better.

person #1: So I heard they cancelled The Office
person#2: Say wha? That is such tard sauce.

by jojo_my_mojo February 21, 2009