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Bisexual Woman Theory

They “scientific” theory that states that when asked for their celebrity crush, a bisexual woman will respond with a beautiful woman and a questionable man.
Bisexual Woman: I like Zendaya and Jason Bateman.

Me: You have validated the Bisexual Woman Theory.
by Kobra C. June 24, 2021
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Josh Mullinum Theory

The scientific theory stating dust is gendered. The evidence in support of noble prize winning theory is the fact that french people are incredibly advanced on the basis that the french language has gendered words for all objects.
They are advanced due to God created males from male dust particles and females from female dust particles.
"Nikola Tesla was half as smart as the guy who invented the Josh Mullinum theory."
"Wow, he is so smart", he might be able to make a theory 1% as smart as the Josh Mullinum theory."
"Many speculate that the Josh Mullinum theory was created by aliens due to the highly advanced inhuman ability of thought used to create the theory."
by Josh Mullinum January 6, 2021
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Paranoid lesbian theory

For men, The fear that the girl you like will turn out to be gay.
“Man I really like Jessica, but I’ve got a paranoid lesbian theory”
by Jlo13 March 18, 2018
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Extraphysical Aliens Theory

The extraphysical aliens theory, also referred as extraphysical alien theory, is an extraphysicalist theory that supports that majority of the extraterrestrial intelligent life forms have evolved to the extraphysical level and it's almost or literally impossible to detect them by the conventional physical detectors and radars, where they can appear or dissapear whatever they want but humans can barely detect them, supporting that almost all or literally all extraterrestrial intelligent civilizations have evolved to the extraphysical level as consequence to keep their existence and still interact with the physical level when necessary or when they want. Extraphysical alien theory uses of concepts of extraphysicalism and of extraphysical mechanics as well to explain its theory well.
"The extraphysical aliens theory might be really useful to justify why we cannot detect aliens at all and even explain a lot about ufo contacts, starseeds and all else related to extraterrestrial intelligence and what would be necessary for we detect and contact objectively extraphysical intelligence."
by Full Monteirism April 16, 2021
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ugly chick theory

The theory that every ugly chick has an extremely hot friend. You have to be nice to said ugly chick to get to the hot friend.
"Dammit! There's only ugly chicks here!"

"Dude, don't worry. Remember the Ugly Chick Theory!"

"Sweet."
by AJAW October 1, 2004
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Shaikh Potential Theory

In Life, evolution is the process of change in the traits of a person from highschool to the next. The Shaikh Potential Theory deals with the idea that a woman who may appear unattractive in her early stages of life will turn out to be beautiful in the future. The theory explores the idea of finding "potential" in these future hot women and becoming friends with them now, in their least attractive form. So when they reach their potential, the lucky person who befriended her, now has a beautiful female friend. Thus earning himself the respect he deserved but never got from his peers.

Shaikh Potential Theory: There are two major mechanisms that drive the Theory. The first is face, a girl with braces, acne, or bad hair is usually a canditate for the Theory. One must look past these imperfections and discover the beauty 4 or 5 years from now. Secondly, the body is important, if shes over weight or lacks nutrition and needs the right amount of meat? go for her, be friends with that. Since losing weight is easier than losing ugly.
An example of the Shaikh Potential Theory is Ugly Betty or the chick that played Velma in the Scooby Doo series.
by Daniyal Shaikh October 21, 2008
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Candy Bar Theory

Weighing the worth of something you want to buy (but don't need) vs. an equal worth of candy bars
Works in your favor every time, since you can argue that instead of buying fatty sweets you are doing yourself a favor
Does not work if you continue to eat candy
I'm running low on funds, and this bud is gonna cost me $100. Well, shit, that's like 100 king size snickers. Would I enjoy 100$ of weed more than 100 snickers? Fuck yeah! My candy bar theory never fails me.
by MarshalJD September 1, 2009
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