teddy bear

Teddy bear you were my teddy bear everything was so sweet until you tried to kill me

Melanie Martinez : imma wrote a song about a teddy bear so what

by little.kid.lover June 16, 2020

Coochie Bear

A person who you are deeply in love with.

I love you my little coochie bear!

by Battle Rocket November 3, 2022

Bear Shaving

The efforts we go to to deal with the symptoms of a problem rather than the root cause of the problem.

You have an eating disorder and as a solution you have a gastric band fitted. This is Bear Shaving. The real solution is to get to the root cause of the eating disorder and deal with it.

Global warming is causing the bears to overheat. Solution Shave the bears.

by black cat bastard August 3, 2009

costco bear

the big bears that costco sells

Jason: Yo Paul can you order me one of those costco bears?
Paul : wtf is a costco bear

by loewkey November 26, 2016

kinky bear

ALYSAS NICKNAME ASSWHOLES DONT WEAR IT OUT OR COPY IT YA UNDERSTAND

Damn, I wish i Was alysa. I love her name kinky bear

by KINKYBEARRR January 1, 2018

Bear wings

Long and excessive back hair that cannot be reached so it could be shaved. At least by normal means. You could always mount a shaving unit to a post and act like a bear by "scratching" your back on it.

The man asked his coworker if he could help shave his bear wings.

He has such big bear wings he might be able to fly with them.

Don't pretend you don't know what bear wings are.

by davidmai March 31, 2015

Wobby the Bear

wobby the bear; the most amazing bear in the world. Originated from backpacking on Roblox.

do you know wobby the bear?
why, he’s the most amazing bear in the world!

by iamsittingbehindyou9 March 8, 2022