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Parking Vulcher

A person employed to see that parking rules are followed, often narrow minded, often found lurking in a car park at 17:59. Found in several different versions, ie yellow stripped, green stripped etc.
I parked over there and got nabbed by a parking vulcher
by David Valentine January 22, 2011
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Wallace parking

Wallace parking means parking in the far corners of a parking lot, as far away from other cars as possible. My dad taught me to Wallace park, saying we could all use the exercise anyway. Now I do it to be antisocial and I taught my kids to do it to avoid fender benders.
Sorry I’m late — I was Wallace parking and I found the ultimate spot.
by wparker October 3, 2019
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parking troll

A person who, in densely populated areas where demand for parking is high, intentionally approaches an automobile or motorcycle as if they are about to leave, then either stalls by checking their phone, or after a brief stay in the car, closes the door and walks away. A parking troll typically does this in order to annoy the parking campers.
Hey, did you see that parking troll approach the car to annoy the parking campers?
by deutschland_liebt_hasselhoff November 17, 2014
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War-Parking

Sitting in the parking lot of a place with free wifi because you are too cheap to go in.
Joey: I once spent four hours working in a Buffalo Wild-Wings parking lot so I could use their free wifi
Robert: War-Parking?
by ramses0 September 4, 2009
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easthampstead park

A school in england in the county birkshire, bracknell. It is the worst school in Bracknell and is filled with ugly orange chavs and clapped roadmen. The teachers don’t know how to do their job and they say the n word. This school smells like utter shit but the cafeteria food bangs. Honestly don’t send your children here they will become your worst nightmare or they will just wanna commit suicide. It’s complete utter shit and no one likes this school. Clownery
“ do you know about that school called Easthampstead park?”

“Yeah I heard it’s utter shit
by lovelypeaches103 March 6, 2020
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Princess Park

Pulling through a spot to make it easier when leaving. Bonus points if the spot is close to the entrance of where you are.
I was at Walmart and was able to pull through my spot and Princess park.
by urbanasthetic May 3, 2022
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Portuguese Parking

When a person parks a car so it is obnoxiously not in the lines.
"Look at that guy portuguese parking! Damn, he's getting a ticket!"
by Kidasha July 11, 2012
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