Owns a gravel bike

Used to be a good mountain bike rider but has lost his or her bottle and bought a Gravel Bike. Initially just to "add some miles" but it has increasingly become a refuge from having to actually try at life. Could be literal or metaphorical.

David was once a force to be reckoned with, but now he "owns a gravel bike".

by Bicycle guru June 22, 2022

Cutting bike

Going out on your bike but having absolutely no recollection of where you left it.

Mate took my Cutting bike last night, hopefully it will turn up. I was absolutely wasted had a bike when i left the house, its a cutting bike.

by Funnysausageguy June 24, 2022

Bike

1). A two wheeled, self balancing, human powered ATV. Used for commuting, exercise, or leisure. Short for bicycle.

2) A motorcycle or other similar two wheeled vehicle driven by an engine or electric motor.

3) The neighborhood whore. Nearly everyone's gone for a ride.

1) "Let's ride our bikes to McDonald's then check out that new park before meeting back at Jake's house!"

2) "Sick bike!" "Thanks man! I restored this vintage Harley myself!"

3) "Hey Stacy's kinda cute. Should I ask her out?" "Not worth it man. She's a bike."

by I like cheez-it June 26, 2022

Pushing the bike

Delaying the inevitable / wasting time.

Instead of cycling home, we walked home, we were really pushing the bike.

by Robertini42 August 11, 2022

Bmx Bikes

Little kids bikes for grown ass men who still think they are cool.

John: Hey Will, you wanna go ride Bmx bikes, smoke weed, and down some Coronas?

Will: Nah I gotta work.

by Spiff masta 42069 September 11, 2022

The polish bike ride

The person being bullied/tortured; is 1st stripped naked, or nearly naked, then is forced to carry the bully/torturer, on their back, while having their arms pulled back or bound back, then the victim's face is ground down against a hard surface, like a road, usually one on an incline.

Tommy gave Starmer the polish bike ride, calling him a cowardly loser, as he ground his face into the brutally rough, uneven, cobbled London road surface.

by Palpably apathetic January 14, 2026