When one inserts an alcohol drenched tampon into their anus or vaginal cavity in order to induce prompt intoxication.
by Tichael Mapp January 7, 2011
Get the Drunk Diaper mug.What you ask someone after they have done something foolish, retarded, or just plain stupid.
The word was coined by Dylan Mondragon after his friend tried to ollie over a table and landed on their face.
The word was coined by Dylan Mondragon after his friend tried to ollie over a table and landed on their face.
Dude 1: Dude..... I just shot myself in the foot with a BB gun....
Dude 2: WHAT THE HELL? WERE YOU HIGH ON DRUNK?
Dude 2: WHAT THE HELL? WERE YOU HIGH ON DRUNK?
by Forgot my Name again June 2, 2009
Get the high on drunk mug.Referring to a person or group of people who are exceptionally drunk and/or under the influence of a large amount of drugs, which causes a huge decrease in their decision making abilities; usually resulting in terrible choices which one would immediatley regret upon becoming sober.
Dan: Holy shit dude what happened to you last night?
Jon: Bro, I got so Chris drunk last night I banged that fat girl fromthe bar...
Dan: Yeah, but didn't you already banged her last week?? What's the big deal now?
Jon: Well last night before we fucked she told me she had herpes and she was falling in love with me...
Dan: Well what did you say??
Jon: "Let's fuck"
Dan: Wow dude, you were seriously Chris drunk last night...
Jon: I know bro, I know... I'll call you later, I gotta go meet this fat sluts parents and stop by CVS to pick up my prescription... ugh.
Jon: Bro, I got so Chris drunk last night I banged that fat girl fromthe bar...
Dan: Yeah, but didn't you already banged her last week?? What's the big deal now?
Jon: Well last night before we fucked she told me she had herpes and she was falling in love with me...
Dan: Well what did you say??
Jon: "Let's fuck"
Dan: Wow dude, you were seriously Chris drunk last night...
Jon: I know bro, I know... I'll call you later, I gotta go meet this fat sluts parents and stop by CVS to pick up my prescription... ugh.
by IamME33 September 22, 2009
Get the Chris drunk mug.Another word for trailer park, deriving from 'Junk Yard.' It implies that those who live in trailer parks are drunks or white trash.
by Dumpology August 18, 2010
Get the Drunk Yard mug.When one reaches the state of black out drunk and they lose their mobile device (usually an iphone.) This usually happens while on the transit back home.
Me: "Hey man did you get home ok last night? You weren't looking so good after those two bottles of whiskey we polished off."
Elliott: "Fuck man I don't remember anything, and I lost my iphone...again! I'm such a dumb ass, that's two times in the last month!"
Me: "Yeah you definitely got iphone drunk last night, that's for sure!"
Elliott: "Fuck man I don't remember anything, and I lost my iphone...again! I'm such a dumb ass, that's two times in the last month!"
Me: "Yeah you definitely got iphone drunk last night, that's for sure!"
by pobcat June 25, 2012
Get the iphone drunk mug.When some one is so intoxicated they think they can dance when in reality they can't. Normally seen at bars with live bands, but also seen at any establishment that serves liquor and has music.
by Stauder March 24, 2009
Get the Dancing Drunk mug.When you are drinking and minute you're fine and the next minute you're waste.
It's when the alcohol sneaks up on you like a ninja.
It's when the alcohol sneaks up on you like a ninja.
Yo dude red bull and vodkas get me Ninja Drunk. I never know when they are going to hit me.
I was talking to Emily and everything was fine and then she got Ninja Drunk and could barely walk.
I was talking to Emily and everything was fine and then she got Ninja Drunk and could barely walk.
by Sc Smith (zy3n) November 1, 2008
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