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cuban pizza

Just like 8 slices in a pizza, you take 8 Cuban men and they ejaculate all over an Italian woman's large aerolas other wise known as pepperoni nipples.
We ordered Papa Johns but we settled for a Cuban pizza all over Andreas pepperoni nipples instead.
by steadyjones January 18, 2017
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Pizza Titties

A word pioneered by my father, Michael. Pizza titties are a pair of woman's breasts that when they have grown to outrageous proportion as to project out from the chest over a foot in length you may rest a pizza on them. In basic terms, titties so big that You could successfully place a pizza on them without the pizza falling off and proceed to eat the entire pizza.
Did you catch that episode of Dog the Bounty Hunter last night!? His wife's has the biggest Pizza Titties I've ever seen!!
by DontSpaceCakes October 28, 2013
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redditor pizza

A term used for a male fitting the Redditor stereotype, (large or overweight, unkempt facial hair e.g. neck beard), who has a large amount of acne, pimples or other visible skin conditions on the face.

(Derived from the term 'pizza face' then associated with and adapted to the Redditor archetype)
Girl: Eww, you see that guy? He needs to take better care of his skin.
Girl 2: Yeah, a total redditor pizza.
by KingPunk August 18, 2020
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Internet Pizza

1.)Ordering a delivery of food(usually pizza), without paying, to an unwitting victim.

Internet vigilantes will sometimes torment their target with a barrage of pizza deliveries, leaving the victim in a predicament.
Hey Joe, did you hear about that guy that made a Youtube video of himself torturing his cat? Some vigilantes from Ebaumsworld.com sent him a bunch of Internet Pizzas and a male escort through Craigslist!
by D.S.88 January 24, 2011
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pizza face

Someone with acne so bad, their face resembles a delicious pizza.
Person: man look at pizza face johnny over there with his boils and all that there pepperoni and greasy cheese. I could just eat his face!
by scaryguy309 August 28, 2016
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como pizza

The default answer when asked which pizza is best and you have no idea what you are talking about.
Como Pizza is the best, I don't event like pizza but Como Pizza is the best in the area!
by Johnny Ladarta September 14, 2017
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Pizza Girl

When a man has love at first sight. He falls for the pizza girl after just one short encounter (often just a few words are exchanged), yet afterwards he wonders why he didn't get down on one knee and propose. Most pizza girls are never actually obtained because the subject was really drunk and the girl was hideous, the girl was way out of his league, or he fucked it up on the second time he approached her because he was too nervous. Pizza girls are also often replaced by a new pizza girl the following week when he meets another random girl at a party and is so drunk he thinks he loves her too.
Never steal a man's pizza girl.
Guy in love-"Dude I met this girl at the pizza station in the dining hall and I didn't realize how wonderful she was until after I left. Should have gotten down on one knee right then and there and proposed."

Friend-"It's alright you'll see her again bro."

Guy in love- "Yeah I saw her two days ago and tried to talk to her but when I went up to her she didn't remember who I was, then I tripped and stabbed the cafeteria lady with a fork, then threw up on her while trying to clean the spaghetti off of her boobs so I'll never approach that pizza girl again."
by Brochachonacho November 4, 2014
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