Chubby Bastard Baby

A Chubby Bastard Baby is when the baby that has just been born and is very fat.

Wife: OMG babe look at how beautiful our baby is!

Husband: Fuckin hell that’s a Chubby Bastard Baby, I’m outa here.

by ChunkyChestnut February 9, 2022

Baby-Making

A man and a woman get comfy in bed and have unprotected sex, they breed until the man's baby juice exits his dick and enters the woman's hole

Maya and Simon were doing some intense baby-making last night

by Lmao27 July 25, 2025

trojan baby

When your Trojan breaks and you have a baby it is a Trojan baby.

John told me his condom broke. Looks like he's got a Trojan baby coming.

by Timstauder January 2, 2017

Baby Carrot Dick

A term for the penis of a red-headed male.

Matt is for sure rocking a baby carrot dick.

by Moosedog5 April 14, 2022

Business babies

It refers to getting a loan from a bank.

The bank didn’t give me a business babies. I can’t buy the house now.

by Sacteachetti April 19, 2024

Baby Replace Jutsu

Definition 1: when your girl gives birth to your baby but it's damn ugly, so you replace it with a baby that looks cute and not like a forty year old man.
Definition 2: when your girl gives birth but you're not in need of a baby so, you replace it with a baby of another race, blame your girl and dip.

DEF 1: Friend 1: "yo you've got a really cute baby, congrats!"
Friend 2: "ye thanks, it was nothing a little "Baby Replace Jutsu couldn't fix.""
Friend 1: "WHA-"

DEF 2: Friend1: " yo, where is your baby, I thought your girl gave birth?"
Friend 2: "ye, it's funny cos after a bit of "Baby Replace Jutsu" it turned out the baby wasn't even mine!"
Friend 1: "what does that mean?"

by naruto_dictionary February 22, 2021

ONB (On baby)

Term to describe whole honesty on a opinion or a statement.

If a lie, a random baby from Uganda DIES.

A downgraded term for ONG (on god)

I swear i didn't eat it! ONB (On baby)

by josephat a-u November 23, 2022