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Shit Storm

A type of Shit everyone has at least once in there life. Not to be confused with the much smaller Shart. However a Shart might be an indication of said Shit Storm Approaching. Multiple cans of air freshener and possible wetting of toilet paper to clean after are good indications. This is the shit of all shits and is most unpleasant. Maybe accompanied by stomach pains and or uncontrollable vomiting if the Shit Storm is from food poisoning.
Damn I am lactose intolerant its about to be a shit storm in here.
by Bige666999 January 22, 2011
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shit disturber

To put it politely, someone that is a jerk to a point where even jerks find the person annoying and/or aggravating to deal with.

In short, a person that is such a jerk that he or she makes even jerks look like nice people by comparison. Hence the name shit disturber; the idea being that even something as offensive as excrement would find the person offensive.
We were having a peaceful discussion on a message board. Although we couldn’t come to an agreement, we were able to end the discussion like mature adults and agreed to disagree. Just as we were at the stage of leaving it at that and moving on, some troll barges in and starts flaming both of us, igniting a massive flamewar that lasted for months before the moderators finally put an end to it. I’ve seen some offensive people in my life but before I encountered this guy, I’d met few people that would qualify as a shit disturber as this person does.
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/b/shit

The equivalent of bullshit, any sort of unwanted images, spam, or memes from 4chan's /b/ board.
"I'm going to block you if you don't stop sending me all this /b/shit!"
by meowfox of doom July 10, 2007
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shit a brick

When you gotta shit really bad but it wont come out because its one huge slid mass.
God damn! I gotta shit a brick like i just ate a block of velveeta!
by Jamie&Ashley February 13, 2003
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shit on a shingle

Another way to say damn it or crap when something is done wrong.
Someone drops something and in response says " Shit on a shingle!"
by Amanda May 13, 2005
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shit and shower

When a fat person can't reach they're ass and decides that showering would be a good alternative to wiping ones ass.
In Black slang: "that lady is so fat i bet she shit and shower"
by Aliencj July 3, 2006
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shit stabber

feltcher boy ees a batty shit stabber.
by kirsty November 19, 2003
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