National Kiss Your Crush Day

On November 16, kiss your crush without context. They might be confused or mad but you had an excuse. Go get them.

"Hey...I really like you.. and it's National Kiss Your Crush Day....*kisses passionately*

by Shaqui11eOatmeal November 15, 2021

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National STFU Month

National STFU (Shut The FxCK Up) Month
Month of May
Meaning:
1) To silence a Liberal
2) To silence a Democratic
3) To reject Fake New by Liberal Media

"STFU JOE Biden, it's "National STFU Month" you moron
"STFU Hillary Clinton!"
"STFU Kamel Toe Harris!"

by Patriot One October 20, 2022

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Khon khon was born on 19th of October in 2004. Kickass khanom has grown up and has become an intelligent, quirky girl . Khony is a girl who is the mother of a friendship group but is unintentionally awkward and sassy. Her favourite animal is a cat. BEWARE OF KHONNY she does parkour

Omg happy National khonny day

by Ilovespiderman101 October 19, 2022

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National eat ass day

You go around asking people if you could eat there ass

Hey can u eat your ass
No why

Please its national eat ass day
Oh then sure you could

by Usd_idka January 14, 2021

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National One Nut Day

The one day in November you can nut

Tim: Ugh i wish i could nut
Rob: You can! Its National One Nut Day!

by bannonutnovember November 8, 2019

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National be a lazy ass day

Feburary 30th, Just be lazy as fuck.

You: Man I'm bored, I think I should get a snack but I'm too tired.
Mom: Your so lazy, Get up!
You: Mom, its National be a lazy ass day, Did you forget?
Mom: Hey! No swearing!

by The biggest idiot in the world July 24, 2023

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