Baby fingering

Sticking one finger in someone’s asshole and slowly making your way to your baby finger and sucking on all the fingers that have been inside of the asshole.

I gave my wife a baby fingering last night

by Jonk67 November 8, 2025

London Baby Lottery

When you have sex with over 1000 men in a fancy mansion in London, UK in twelve hours time to set a world record, later find out you're pregnant, and then 9 months later everyone goes in for DNA tests to see who the father of the child is.

I was in a group of chaps who took part in this Guinness Book of World Records thing and the posh tosser in front of me ended up winning the London Baby Lottery.

by recklessconduct February 19, 2025

Jelly Baby

The code name given to a crush who is sweet and childish but also really fit.

I want to make waffles in jelly Baby

by Anonymous 825 April 19, 2018

Baby Exporter

A baby exporter is a vagina, you dumbass. What else would you think?

Person 1; "I have a baby exporter"
Person 2; "Ma'am, do you mean you have a vagina?"
"............"

by jinkyjunkie December 6, 2020

Baby

Annoying ass kids who won’t shut the fuck up.

Jim: CAN THAT BABY SHUT THE FUCK UP. Mother behind: DICK HEAD don’t talk like that in front of my kid.

by Bdbehehjer February 13, 2021

Baby back bitch

One who has reached the higest volume of weak ass pussy.

Scaredy cat who ain’t gon git lest y’all tell him he’s a bitch

Wow, what has made you turn into such a baby back bitch? It’s not even scary. !

by Crypstyn mcdougal November 26, 2022

Teet Baby

an adjective describing any person who sucks off the teet of popularity

joseph swizer is such a Teet Baby!!!......why?......because he uses pres. obama's popularity to make himself feel more popular!

by teetbby4life November 5, 2010