lack of sex flu

A fever, upset stomach, sore throat, broken big toe, basically any ailment or sickness can be tied back to a lack of sexual intercourse.

Sally: "man I think I'm getting sick"
Bob (husband that hasn't had sex in a while) : "sounds like you got the lack of sex flu, it's been going around" .

by Sapper Daddy1 February 6, 2018

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pre-marrital sex

The act of fucking before marrige
Immediately condemns you to hell

Girlfriend/Fiancé:*tries to grab pp*
Me: BACK THE FUCK UP! No pre-marrital sex!

by datpikachumeme January 25, 2020

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water bottle sex

its when you shove your penis into the opening of a water bottle

Joe: guess what I did last night?
Dan: what?
Joe: I just had the best water bottle sex ever

by fagfagfason December 13, 2017

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full sex ass

in pronuncation seems like "full success" , but means the same via the size of the ass

- Gina became lead manager of the project
- Wow! I am suprised, she have no any degree at all!
- But she is full SEX ASS!
Gina's entering ans ask:
- What about my ass talking?
- NO,Gina, I've meant "full success"
- Ahh,))))sorryy))))

by KlausBorski October 21, 2020

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