A pill baby is, in other words, a whoopsie baby that a female gets pregnant with due to ignoring her birth control alarms.
Son: “Mom, was I an accident?”
Mother: “No, sweetheart, that sounds so permanent. I was 20 though and you definitely were a pill baby.”
Mother: “No, sweetheart, that sounds so permanent. I was 20 though and you definitely were a pill baby.”
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⚠️ Note: This isn’t about making fun of people. It’s meant to raise awareness of a serious public health concern — the effects of PFAS and other toxins on human development.
Evidence:
Girls with higher PFAS exposure are more likely to have delayed puberty and later menarche.
PFAS has been linked to lower estrogen, reduced fertility, earlier menopause, and breastfeeding issues.
Sources:
Pub Med, NIEHS, Endocrine dot org
⚠️ Note: This isn’t about making fun of people. It’s meant to raise awareness of a serious public health concern — the effects of PFAS and other toxins on human development.
Evidence:
Girls with higher PFAS exposure are more likely to have delayed puberty and later menarche.
PFAS has been linked to lower estrogen, reduced fertility, earlier menopause, and breastfeeding issues.
Sources:
Pub Med, NIEHS, Endocrine dot org
Bro, he still looks 14 at 22. Total PFAS baby vibes — that’s what happens when your tap water came with a side of Teflon.
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When you have condomless sex without any other contraceptives and you are in a simultaneous state of parenthood and near-miss until a few weeks later
Michael and I had a Schrödinger’s baby but it’s been seven weeks and morning sickness hasn’t started yet so I guess I’m not pregnant
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Tony: Hey, Do you talk to Dave anymore?
Kyla: Hell No! He's so hateful and evil. Such a disgusting Baby-Ginger-Dave he is.
Kyla: Hell No! He's so hateful and evil. Such a disgusting Baby-Ginger-Dave he is.
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