Lick my balls and call me Skippy

A term of great surprise, usually yelled and used without conscious thought.

Normal:What you get on your test retard

Retard: An A+

Normal:LICK MY BALLS AND CALL ME SKIPPY!!!

by chucknorrisx10000000 September 5, 2010

dont hate me cuz im beautiful

A request made to not be viewed in a negative way because of one's looks or appearance.

"I hate you!" said Dave.
"It's probably because I'm beautiful. So please, dont hate me cuz im beautiful." responded Ryan.

by Rocknroll85 August 23, 2011

fuck me stupid, shoulda been running.

Similar in meaning to “Boy, am I a dumb ass,” this advanced application of “fuck me running” is to be used in situations which were originally a surprise, but now have recurred over and over again, and the fuckee (that's you) has still not had the sense to leave.

As in: “I still have a joint checking account with my girlfriend. Well, fuck me stupid, shoulda been running."

by rowafe August 25, 2009

don't base your schedule around me

The cockiest thing someone can say.

Person 1: Hey, wanna play some basketball tomorrow?
Person 2: No i can't i'm busy tomorrow, don't base your schedule around me ^^

by bdson1993 October 30, 2009

You think you're better than me?!

The most lowering responce to any kind of an abuse. Often accompanied by the word "bitch" to increase its effect, as in: "You think you're better than me, bitch?!". Add an outraged look for maximum effect.
This retorical question is asked without expecting to recieve an answer.
However, if the person it is said to has enough guts to say: "Yes, I do!", you can say: "I am smarter than you, stronger than you, and more handsome than you, so shut the fuck up!".

Tip: Never use the expression when you do not really mean it. Remember that it can harm and insult a person more than many other remarks.

Used in the Shakespearen play "Romeo and Juliet":
Montague: So you say you are better than me?
Capulet: In fact, I do.
Montague: You lie!

-Hahaha, you will never achive anything, you loser!
-You think you're better than me?!!
- ...

by Urban_Fellow June 26, 2006

fuck me gently with a 2 x 4

a verbal proclaimation proclaiming surprise or amazement

Charlie, you know that adopted sister of yours that moved to New York, burnadette, wasn't it? well, while she was away she had a sex change and now she is Burnie. Charlie, eyes wide open proclaims " well fuck me gently with a 2 x 4"

by l moyse January 5, 2008

she succ me thru my jort

When a woman orally pleases a male through a pair of gym shorts.

"What did you do with Becky last night?"
"she succ me thru my jort"

by regionalatleast March 3, 2017