get wifi anywhere you go

a scam ad which appeared on vine. you went to a website which looks like ios 7 or something wtf then it takes you to a verification site which is where the scam really starts…
it became popular in 21st century humour due to the absurdity of the ad and the literal worst android quality shit i’ve ever seen in my life

sister: will this website give me free wifi?
brother: eh lemmie see
phone: get wifi anywhere you go! HOLD UP ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding
brother: na, stay away from that scam.

by dight May 4, 2022

get gharthed

To "gharth someone" means that somebody disappoints someone several times over and over again to the point that the other party is massively resigned even after the guilty person apologizes and falsely swears to do better.

Did he fuck up AGAIN? Man, I'd hate to get gharthed like that.

by HydingHotsu January 13, 2019

getting big cocky

Saying that you received a big penis with out sounding gay or (homophobic)

Moving out the city was the best idea for getting big cocky.

by Rap_lyric_breakdown December 23, 2017

Get incinerated

A pretty funny and exaggerated term to use instead of "get roasted"
"Incinerated" derives from the word "incineration" - to get burned up (like how "roasted" means cooked)

Person 1: "Dude whatever your cooking looks more burnt than my grandma - and she died in a bombing!"
Person 2: "Oh-oh-oh-OH NO HE DIDN'T! Get incinerated!!!

by Quicksand Boy January 26, 2019

get rekt

an alternative to get wrecked, when someone kills an enemy and is toxic, they will say this. often accompanied by "n00b" and "git good"

A: ok-
A: ouch i died
B: get rekt n00b git good

by somewindow February 15, 2024

get dafuk ownes

Get Dafuk Ownes!= Get the Fuck On! GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE! YOU LYING! No Cap!

Typical reactions to a good ass story or breaking hood news!

Bruh!!! RayRay and JuJu just tried to rob the gas station and got locked inside and now the poepoez are on the way! GET DAFUK OWNES! I told them fools to get their money up but DYUM!!!Not like that!!!

by Musicismylifegang August 18, 2022

Won't be able to get any food

Hey! You know who else won't be able to get any food?

Hym "ME! I won't be able to get any food either. But not because of the government shutdown. I don't use a cent of taxpayer dollars. Well, actually I used 2000 of government money after my landlord turned me on to a post covid program that guve you money for rent. That was back went my car broke down and my only source of income was doordash. So, 2000 taxpayer dollars in 35 years. I'm not going to have any food until Friday because my gas station pay is shit and I'm not getting paid for literally inventing AI. So, I have half a loaf of bread. I have less than a half a gallon of water. I can't count on both hands the number of times I've had to go without. THIS TIME is relatively better because at least I have the break and an assortment of jalapeño jams my mother made. But I will finish that gallon of water and I'm not going to have anything to drink until Friday at 4 am. Can't drink out of my sink. The water that comes out of my sink is a milky white. So isn't that interesting? Now that YOU won't have anything to eat, it's a crisis. Isn't that crazy?"

by Hym Iam October 22, 2025