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Mesa Ridge High School

A high school that is located in Colorado Springs, Colorado. Most of the people who go here are chads and they think they're cool because they smoke pot or go to parties. Most of the female population are either slutty or ugly, mainly both. and the male population of the school is just chads who think it's okay to be disrespectful to females. There is only 10% of the school who is actually okay to hangout with but most of them think they're drug addicts or just weird. If you ever have to go to this school convince your parents to home school you.
You: "aye, you go to that party Saturday."
Person: "I got so drunk off Bernetts, and fucked two girls from Mesa Ridge High School."

Chad: "Hey, Tank-top Tuesday, every dude at Mesa Ridge should wear it!"
You: "You're a fucking chad!"

Person 1: "____ is such a slut."
Person 2: "Almost everyone is a slut at Mesa Ridge."
by l0l0l0l0l0l0l0l0l0l0l0l0l0l0l January 28, 2012
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Three Foot High Club

The three foot high club is the act of having sex while on a trampoline.
Hannah joined the three foot high club with Curtis last night.
by Cat May 9, 2004
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Lynwood senior high school

Lynwood senior high is a complete shit hole, every person there is a selfish, mainstream, brainless plastic moron, who do not have any original thoughts in their body, and live according to what makes them seem to be hot or whatever. (Excluding about 3 people) All efforts should be made to avoid this school at all costs.
"This place is a crap hole"

"Can't be as bad as lynwood mate."

"Lynwood senior high school?"

"Yeah"

*dies*
by That epic type of guy August 25, 2009
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Middletown High School North

The murderer of my sanity.

Most people would like their high school to be an enjoyable place.

Now, some people try, they really do try to make North a good place. Good for you people. You keep it on.

But it's a lost cause. Half the population is too high on weed and too drunk to act like rational, decent, human beings. Unfortunately, the rest of us are dragged down to the level of insanity, with only a long long vacation being effective as a treatment. And just when we thought there was hope, the teachers came with us. Yep, there is a nice little list of good teachers. Sure there is. But the rest have turned into alcoholics.

Four wasted years of my life.
Thousands of brain cells destroyed.

The same diploma that the valedictorian got, also the same diploma that the losers in visions got.

Things I will never get back.
Freshman 1: "Wow I can't wait, it's my first day at Middletown High School north."

Freshman 2: "Look at that sign."

Sign: "Danger: Prolonged exposure to this environment can cause mental disorder and loss of brain cells."

Freshman 1: "Is that...good?"

Junior: "MY GOD KID, SAVE YOURSELF!! GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!! YOU DON'T WANNA END UP LIKE ME, DO YA?"

Senior at graduation: "The hell this fucking place."
by I'm a lizzard May 8, 2009
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Garner Senior High School

where everyone is either having or has had sex with everyone, their mom/dad, school teacher, and her sister, and where a new cheerleader carries on the tradition of sucking off the whole football team every year. Also where teachers frequently drink during class time. Best place to find the widest range of drugs to kill yourself with.
Great Students with High Standards for their sex partners, and drugs.
by GSHS alumni :( February 26, 2005
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The Four Stages Of Being High

1. The Smoking Stage
2. The Eating Stage
3. The Everything is alive Stage
4. The Sleeping Stage
Guy 1: Those 4 stages of being high are soo true, i didnt believe it when you first told me before we lit up!
Guy 2: I knew you realized it when you started screaming at the refridgerater!
by DaFuzz March 13, 2005
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West High Entertainment Unit

A band/drillteam/tallflags in Torrance which is made up of highly skilled musicans/dancers/flagpleople. This band compeats in compitions far away, which means many perverted bus rides. The Flutes in the band are super skilled and out-play any trumpet. The Entertainment Unit gives up a week of their summer to practice, and is outside in the fog every morning at 7:02 in the fall, just to practice
person A:Did you see that group preform? They were so kick ass
person B:ya, they were the West High Entertainment Unit
by SexiiFlute April 23, 2009
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