toilet toy

Male genitalia, what men play with in the bathroom when they forget the newspapet

I forgot to bring the new issue of GQ with me to the crapper, i guess I'll just play with my toilet toy.

by The Lust Of Russ February 26, 2018

Toilet paper

If you look online, you don't have to wonder where the toilet paper is going. As long as there's nothing keeping somebody from buying 10 packs of toilet paper they don't need, they're gonna start an online toilet paper business and make 10 times what the store would per pack of toilet paper or water, and the people who were at work when the truck came in are still gonna end up being their buyers online.

He/she made a lot of money selling toilet paper and water online.

by Solid Mantis March 20, 2020

Toilet Faith

When you have faith in the toilet that you are using that it will be able to flush everything away and not get blocked up due to overloading.

I have toilet faith that my toilet won't get blocked even with huge loads. However, I have no toilet faith in the ability of your toilet to deal with my excrement.

by Maru the internet sensation August 25, 2011

Toilet Monster

The monster that comes out of the poop hole and eats your buttcheek as you set down your phone, for the first time in 30 minutes.

Did you hear about Johnny? I heard he got his buttcheek eaten by the toilet monster.

by TheDefinerOfWords99 March 11, 2015

Pittsburgh Toilet

A fully-functioning toilet set in a highly visible and public area.

She had to relieve herself, but was terrified of being scrutinized by the others at the party whilst using the Pittsburgh Toilet.

by Spanx D. Mon'quie April 5, 2022

toilet paper

something you use for sanitary reasons and is really hard to find due to corona

ugh toilet paper is so hard to find because of corona virus

by MasterofDictionarior March 21, 2020

Toilet Oyster

When you walk into a public restroom and find another male's spunk on the toilet. You are immediately in shock and in need of counseling for your new found PTSD.

"Oooooooooooof there's a toilet oyster"

by DigigenderClown January 14, 2019