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non dairy creamer

she was on the the rag so i got a non dairy creamer
by daymn March 5, 2004
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non-offensive swears

What bible thumpers use to replace things that offend the jokes they think are real.
by ArcticFox January 9, 2004
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non-wf-phobia

having a fear of any food not bought at Whole Foods Market. generally vegans, vegetarians, and Whole Foods addicts are most prone to this disease. symptoms include anxiety attacks or breaking out in hives when faced with food from any store other than Whole Foods Market.
Example 1:
person: dude, these new roasted garlic super lard-packed Cheezy Yummy-o's are da bomb, you wanna try one?

vegan: *breaking out in a sweat* naw man, sorry I can't, I've got non-wf-phobia

Example 2:
person: hey girlie, whaddup? wanna come to my slumber party with Lakisha, Rohondra, Edwiana and Sue tonight? We gonna watch chick flicks and eat excessive amounts of Ben and Jerry's ice cream!!

non-wf-phobiac: errhh *rummages around purse desperately searching for anxiety medicine* I don't think I'll be able to make it, I need to groom my hampster..or something..

Example 3:

Person 1: dude, look at Kylee with her expensive Whole Foods lunch again.
Person 2: yeah man, I think she's turned into a non-wf-phobiac. She spends way too much time with her vegan-hippie friends
by GreekWannabeVegan February 11, 2012
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Non-progressive text

A text sent that is part of a conversation that is unwanted; a conversation stopping text.
Linda: How are you? Wanna go out tonight?
Joe: I'm good.

Later

Mark; Dude, aren't you going out with Linda?
Joe: Nah, I sent her a Non-progressive text.
by kiillrz August 25, 2011
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non est factum

latin for "it is not my deed".
used as a legal principal.
your mum is non est factum cunt.
by sean & aaron 2 June 26, 2006
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non-sexual cheating

Non-sexual cheating is impossible. You may think that your significant other spending time with someone else is non-sexual cheating but, it is not they just don't want to spend time with you thats all.
by InfiniteWisdom42 May 4, 2011
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Bubbley and Non-Bubbley

Bubbley is a very happy situation. A word to describe someone who is overall very nifty and/or spiffy.

Non-Bubbley is a very negative situation. A word to describe someone who is generally very cranky and/or infects sadness into the hearts of Bubbley people everywhere.

You cannot have Bubbley without Non-Bubbley. Anyone who tries will be held accountable for non-Bubbley activities.
-Barbara- It's so Bubbley!
-Nena- Non-Bubbley.

-Barbara- Bubbley and Non-Bubbley?
-Nena- Most definitely Non-Bubbley.

-Barbara- So, Non-Bubbley then?
-Nena- Bubbley.

-unison- Bubbley.
by Anen99 July 14, 2009
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