torp Tits

Breasts shaped like torpedoes.

Look at Jay’s Torp Tits.

by Dr. Dizz September 11, 2019

ill-tits

Just another word for awesome, sick, ill, tight, cool... etc.

UGK's new tracks are the ill-tits bro.

by olad October 24, 2006

parrot with tits

a bimbo with more silicon in her breasts than brain cells in her head.

Pamela Anderson is a major parrot with tits

by gatorback rippa March 16, 2010

fly tits

When you see a girl with perfect titties walking down the street. You gatta yell out damn girl you got some fly tits!!!!!

That girl has some fly tits.

by dirtyc2thej May 30, 2014

Jiggle Tits

Highly reactive breasts usually in response to any body movement once free of a bra.

Breasts that look like they are being manipulated by an unseen source, not the exclusive province of large breasts.

Fiona had the body movement of a fine swiss watch, and her boobies marked her out as a 'jiggle tits'.

The guys went Jiggle Tit spotting at the topless beach.

One or two dancers at the Moulin Rouge were famous for owning Jiggle Tits

by Townsman July 28, 2016

tit suckler

Michael Lewis Speck.

A grown boy who still suckles at his mom's tit.

A grown male who doesn't realize that the path to being a man requires cutting the apron strings.

A boy who still wants his mom to hold him to her breast and tell him he is a good boy.

A boy who hits women.

A boy who tries to steal a child from his mom so he can give said child to the grandmother as a reward for agreeing to still suckle.

A grown male who still does what his mom says to do is a tit suckler.

by MaxMadMom December 2, 2015

Tit Thursday

Generically named for the first day of the year where the weather is good enough for light tops on girls, but still contains the odd gusty wind which can take nipples by surprise causing unexpected nippilus errectus to the enjoyment of men everywhere.

Happy Tit Thursday Anton. To think, on Monday this week was looking so bleak!

by mobri April 13, 2011