Dutchuk Tax

A tax put on by Dutchuk on everything she sells
She's a scammer

Friend 1: How much did you pay for L.A.
Friend 2: $4400 for four days
Friend 1: Wasn't the quote $3500
Friend 2: It was
Friend 1: Didn't you ask Dutchuk about it
Friend 2: She provided the costs and they add up to $3200 per person
Friend 1: What about the remaining $1200
Friend 2: You forgot about the DUTCHUK TAX
Friend 1: What's that
Friend 2: Dutchuk tax is Dutchuk overcharging for everything

by anonymous May 30, 2023

COVID TAX

WHEN ALL THE PRICE GONE UP ON FOOD, CLOTHES, DELIVERY AND SERVICES INCLUDING ADULT SERVICES SINCE COVID LOCKDOWN HAPPENED.

AND ALL BUSINESSES BLAME COVID FOR WHY THE PRICES WENT UP!

Mate, I went to get some services done but I got hit with a covid tax!

by Nancy Neehow! October 27, 2021

Fanum Tax

Fanum Tax is when you see somebody eating food but you are too poor to get food and you are fat as fuck you take some of their food and say "Sorry, Fanum Tax!" And then run away with food or you can do it to a friend and give them a percentage.

"AYE GIMMIE THAT SHIT NIGGA" "YO WHAT THE FUCK BRO!" "SORRY BRO ITS YOUR MEALY FANUM TAX" " YEA YEA FUCK OFF NIGGA

by シJimmy420690シ November 5, 2023

shitpost tax

Something you are required to send to a group chat after a shitpost (especially one that would cause discomfort), usually a beautiful anime or furry style illustration, as a compensation for other members' spiritual loss

A: *sends an AI generated picture of Donald Trump having sex with Joe Biden*
B: Where's your shitpost tax?
A: omg I forgot about that *sends a random picture from pixiv*
B: okay

by fr2334 November 2, 2025

fanum tax

taking a piece of food or of anythingg

i will fanum tax your gyat

by ethan the 6th garde student April 17, 2024

UNI Tax

The unfortunate penalty for successful investigators in which they are required to fix the mistakes of a UNI's inadequate or poor work performance.

The Detective had to pay the UNI Tax for nearly three days, tracking down a victim whose phone number was never properly entered into the police report.

by Au79Life June 29, 2016

I hate taxes

an extreme dislike for taxes

Billy from the government: It's time to pay your taxes
Timmy: Nah bro I hate taxes

by bigmemetranslator June 14, 2023