Pastrami Sandwiching

When two drunk people attempt to make out at a bar, or any common place. Much like eating the same pastrami sandwich it does not work out.

Girl 1: oh geez, looks like Becky is sloshed again.

Girl 2: best go get her before she tries pastrami sandwiching that dude

by Le octagon August 1, 2016

Hard-On Sandwich

It is basically a dick in the mouth; kind of like a knuckle sandwich with a dick.

She was hungry so I gave her a hard-on sandwich.

by 011000110 August 25, 2016

Baloney Sandwich

The thing you say instead of saying bullshit because you are at a place where you cant curse or because you are a coward

Oh some that's bul- I mean that's some baloney sandwich!

by HamSandwitch September 10, 2019

A Pablo Sandwich

This is a sexual position when you put your partner in between both of your butt checks to where their nose is pointed to or in the rectum of the "buns" in the sandwich.

John : Hey Frank, Guess what me and Phil did last night?
Frank: What....?
John: We made a Pablo Sandwich.
Frank: Oh gawd, did he at least bleach his asshole first?

by Bleached Whale Lava Lamp March 4, 2016

Bologna sandwich

Someone you want only when you’re drunk and desperate

I’m not drunk enough for that bologna sandwich

by Eveunder August 31, 2018

Kinsey's sandwiches

The festering stench of out of date prawn cocktail sandwiches.

Upon opening the food recycling bin that had been left outside for two weeks in August Steve exclaimed: "Fuck my hat, it smells like Kinsey's sandwiches in there...".

by BallBag78 February 28, 2019

Night Sandwich

Any sandwich you enjoy while intoxicated and a sober friend drove your ass to get it.

My slampiece took me to wendys last night for a night sandwich. I was so drunk I ordered an arbys roast beef.

by Burt_Reynolds88 May 2, 2011