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Mexican picnic

An act of love between two men and a woman,where one man enters her through her flange,whilst the other enters her ass. Sticking another member in her mouth give's you a Mexican barbacue.
Minnie Mouse:Oh wow,you guys want me to go to your picnic! Should I bring any special types of food or drink?

Micky Mouse and Pluto: Snigger,wink,nudge,etc
by shitty Nicko June 11, 2006
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Mexican roulette

When an individual clearly has to drop some brown, but instead tempts fate by squeezing out a series seemingly abundant farts... much like squeezing the trigger in traditional Russian roulette.

A winning participant is blessed with the gift of hilarious flatulence and clean underwear, while a loser has to deal with the unpleasantness of a shart.
Karl's totally petrified of public toilets - he ended up losing at Mexican roulette last night at the bar and had to cab it home with shitty pants. What a douche.
by thedoodthemaninthechair June 11, 2006
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Mexican Gunfight

The Mexican Gunfight is a shot-glass cocktail loaded with equal parts 291 Colorado Whiskey and Casamigos Mezcal

Alternative use:

If you make with subpar whiskey and/or subpar mezcal it's called: a Mexican Hooker Gun Fight, a Mexican Shank Fight, a Rusty Shank Fight -- Either way, you lose!
I heard no one wins a Mexican Gunfight. But, I’m feelin’ lucky. Barkeep, load it up!”
by 291whiskeybitch July 13, 2018
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Mexican toaster

When you take your dick and stick it inside of a toaster then you pour water on it for intense pleseaure
My friend Juan just did a Mexican toaster and he can never stop doing it
by Fireguy47 June 10, 2017
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Mexican Hug

When you hug someone of Mexican decent and are immediately impregnated due to the fertility of the Mexican Man Skin.
Alejandro: Kayla how was that Mexican Hug for you?
Kayla: I am pregnant
Alejandro: YaY you are having my litter
Kayla: ewww
by Baller42o June 25, 2014
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Mexican Hoho

Rolled up grass that is unrolled and used by landscapers.
That guy is laying down some turf with a Mexican Hoho.
by Mario Lomas April 2, 2008
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Bum Mexican

A Pre-watershed version of an "Arse Bandit"
James: Is he a...you know...

Dave: A what?

James: An "Bum Mexican"?

Dave: What are you? 10 years old?
by Dohertylives May 20, 2008
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