Fucktard

Fucktard (fuck-tard), noun: a new species of human typically found throughout Atlantic Canada. All variations are generally considered aggressive, though there are a few documented cases of this species being 'tender'. These elusive creatures spend the majority of their natural life in a state of hibernation, and captivity has been proven to have a negative impact. One of the most popular mating rituals partaken by these majestic beasts is a snail formation.

There are three subspecies of Fucktards known as Hannah, Jesse, and Chelsey.

by LittleDemon February 21, 2015

Fucktard

When a person would say some unbeliveable dumb things. In which case the person is more dumber than what a retard would be.

"I can't figure out how to drink coffee without getting the spoon in my eye".
"-You're such a fucktard".
"Wal-mart, do they like...make walls here?".
"-No Jessica you fucktard".

by SonOfSatansMom August 18, 2014

Fucktard

Basically calling someone a retard but putting fuck in it. Normally used by 11yr olds.

"You Fucktard!"

by WhoIzU March 29, 2017

fucktard

a fucking retard

your a fucktard

by hippietoes June 23, 2019

Scrotum Licking Fucktard

A scrotum licking fucktard is generally someone, Who finds pleasure in licking scrotums like a fucktard. This term is used to describe those, Mainly the fucktard trait of them.

Look at eric lick that scrotum, Such a scrotum licking fucktard.

by piss master November 26, 2021

fucktard

someone who doesn't shut up when they need to

Friend: Blah, blah, blah
You: shut up, you fucktard

by nicolemariesarahwilson July 19, 2011

Fucktard

A picture paints 1000 words
A video paints 10,000 words
Check out ‘The original Technoviking video’ on YouTube. This video says it all!

Have you seen that Technoviking video on YouTube. What a fucktard!

by B. Cott June 28, 2021