rat child

the sexiest mario kart wii player

wow rat child is so good at mario kart i wish they could have sex with me

by FUN1NSPACE January 10, 2022

WENDIGO CHILD

A “Magic Being” capable of Creating their own reality unbothered by physical disadvantages They have the power to shift realities And Bend Nature to their will .

Did you just make a fire out of stone and notepaper…..What are you ? A wendigo child ??

by VERYFLASHY444 February 14, 2022

Middle child

The middle child is often sad and depressed. They like to wear black and have no taste in fashion. They used to be happy but then another child was born. The middle child is often forgotten. They are often weak and like to cause fights. They usually have little friends. The youngest are often known as the golden child and that's why the middle child is jealous of the youngest.

Youngest: I'm the best
Middle: I'm the middle child but I used to be the youngest

by Lovely_livey February 27, 2022

Child suicide

A child committing suicide

Does this have a similar definition to like child labor child support child abuse child neglect child abandonment child murder child stripper child marriage child rape child pornography child prostitution

Is that child suicide that I witnessed?

by 459395 February 22, 2022

Buestiny's Child

When you spend all day eating nothing but Kinder Bueno products, and you take a large dump.

"I've just done the largest Buestiny's Child"

by ChildishGambueno April 17, 2019

Chore Child

While one brother/sister goes out and has fun on the weekends and such the other comes home from work or school and gets to clean the house or do yard work. This happens usually to brothers. The chore child usually envys the other brother as well. Usually the chore child is the older sibling.

Jim: "hey man wanna hang out?"
Ricky" I can't I have to do my brothers chores because I'm the chore child"

by Delay December 7, 2014

child's-eye

The viewpoint that the world is seen as a pure place. The belief that sex is unnatural and evil, swearing is evil, or anything not nice to a child is evil. However, sex is a natural and beautiful process spreading life, and swearing is normal and used daily without consequence. Basically someone with a Child's-Eye is just someone who's a real pussy.

I heard that guy named Steven's got a Child's-Eye. He backs out of every conversation if we swear or talk about something slightly dirty.

by Hotdog Squash February 7, 2018