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Gaping Asshole

An rectum of a female or male which has been expanded to a wide state. This is achieved by anal sex or stimulation with another object or sex toy.

A gaping asshole is created when the anal sphincter is stretched from anal penetration to reveal a 'gaping' effect. This is seen in varieties of hardcore pornography featuring anal sex.
I was having anal sex with her, my penis was so large for her that when I pulled out and saw her gaping asshole.
by Mr Chris, August 18, 2007
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Space Asshole

1. A being or person whose extraterrestrial exploits end in negative results for those around them within their interpersonal relationships.

2. That person who cuts you off quickly from a parking space you obviously were going for before them.
"Darth Vader is the biggest Space Asshole ever, Bigger than Xenu, Cylons, Q, The Borg, and Zorak combined! I mean the guy starts a dictatorship, abuses his pregnant wife, kills children, cuts off his own son's hand, chokes people With His Mind, holds his daughters planet hostage for information, then blows it up anyway. What a Space Asshole"
by Premier122 July 6, 2008
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asshole tax

a tax added to one's subtotal of a bill, who generally acts like an asshole. this usually works because most assholes aren't willing to do their math.
"That guy was pissing me off, so I charged him asshole tax."
by jake l. September 5, 2005
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america's asshole

Los Angeles. It only makes sense that if Florida is America's wang, then Los Angeles is America's Asshole.
More Smog in LA? I guess it's fitting that there is so much rotten gas floating out of America's asshole.
by TisHimsizzle January 11, 2009
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Out Assholed

Showing a higher magnitude or degree of being the asshole in a situation.
Each woman who destroys her life by succumbing to this meaningless bullying is nothing but a moronic asshole herself, only out assholed by the backward, cowardly men who get off on making them do this.
by Hadafakaya September 3, 2012
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bloody-asshole

1. adj. Describes someone or something that epitomizes the negative physical feelings of and associations with a bloody asshole and the causes thereof (i.e. itchy, annoying, bleeding).

2. adj. Having the qualities of a not-nice person.

British: Bleeding-asshole.
1. Jimmy: That bloody-asshole presidential candidate wants to return the country to totalitarianism.

Sheik Frederick: Quite true, old chap, but your whole bleeding-asshole political system lacks coherence altogether, then. Doesn't it?

2. Shut up, you bloody-asshole not-nice person!
by Andrew Swanson October 19, 2008
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Greedy Asshole

See definition of "Greedy".
The Greedy Asshole is a person who as well as being greedy is also an asshole about things.
Bill: Would you like to split that last slice of cake?
Ted: More like i will just take the whole slice for myself imagine i split this slice with you? Ha Ha.
Bill: Wow you are a greedy asshole, Ted.
by Iamanasshole2 September 4, 2010
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