Toothpaste on the floor

When someone finishes on the bottoms of their own feet (or their partner’s feet), accidentally or intentionally, causing a slippery, messy situation — like squeezing toothpaste out and letting it splatter all over the floor.

“Things got out of hand — I lost control and next thing you know, there was toothpaste on the floor. Had to grab a towel and apologize.”

by Angels naked April 28, 2025

Piss on the Floor

Slang for a big, disgusting mess. It can be used to refer to something that’s actually physically filthy, or something that’s just a mess. Similar to saying that something is “like a trainwreck.”

Jackie: “Did you see the school play?”
Wilson: “Yeah! It was such a piss on the floor this year”

by Robby_ April 11, 2024

Floor

A girl who is very brutal to her mother!!!

She is such a floor

by fresh prins September 20, 2023

Floor General

Girls named Nevaeh, often ones who are very annoying

Nevaeh is a floor general, she doesn’t know how to shut up

by Simma January 7, 2024

Floor Nag

When a man of small moral value leaves a large contribution of piss on your floor. Varying levels of severity are based on how many household objects were covered in the alleged Floor Nag.

Oh man, Lester got super drunk and Floor Nagged all over my vacuum.

by Eagle Flies June 11, 2011

Floor cult

Floor is heaven we need to clean it with bleach , we love floor and floor love us
Be like us
Love floor

Avi worship floor
I love floor
Floor Cult is good

by SmallBlue_Boi November 9, 2020

On the floor

Low down, Dead wrong

Jim: You seen them fake shoes bro just had on?
Rick: Yea, His ass on the floor

by Atlanta yn January 25, 2024