noodle daddy

When someone is the daddy or "master" at making noodles. While the term daddy is used it isn't sexual, but merely means that someone is a master with noodles.

Person 1: Hey, you making lunch
Person 2: Yeah I'm going to be making some noodles.
Person 1: Aw sweet. You really are the master of noodles.
Person 2: Call me the Noodle Daddy

by Prime Rebel August 3, 2018

Noodle jousting

When attempting to have sex with a limp penis

Man, I was so drunk I spent the whole night just noodle jousting

by Afsd June 2, 2015

noodle titty

N) meaning having a tit or fits that are saggy like a noodle

Ex; Rachel has a nice pair of noodle titties.

Ex; Rachel has a noodle titty.

Look at Rachel's noodle titties.

by bigsexy72 May 25, 2014

The ultamite noodle

The ultamite person that has the name alek. Alek will destroy you in mincraft

Person1: im going up against the ultamite noodle

Person2: no ,just no

by The ultamite noodle May 2, 2019

Oodle Noodle

A younger man, typically a Fuq Boy. Who has NO respect for himself, or his partner. He will stick his dick in anything, and refuses to acknowledge, ir take responsibility..

That Oodle Noodle will put his dick in anything..

by DOM_FADDA May 27, 2023

Loose Noodle

when a man's penis protrudes through the opening of his boxers

Ted: Why don't you go ahead and take a seat, Mike.

Mike: I would Ted, but every time i've sat down today i've caught a bad case of loose noodle.

by despicvble July 18, 2015

Poop Noodle

The extracted fecal matter when 'milked' from a penis that has engaged in either anal penetrative sex or when consummating the creation of an Alabama Hot Pocket. It is actually the cumulative mixture of semen, fecal matter and whatever other gelatinous material that is in the cavity as it is congealed and infiltrates the urethra of the male member's penis during said activities. It will sometimes flow out into a pile of coiled poop linguine, hence noodle as to be inclusive of all noodle types of all cultures and types of persons.

That faggot just pulled his dick out and squeezed out a perfectly formed poop noodle on Matt Lieber's ass neck.

by Karl Hungus January 10, 2023