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Ted Bear

Ted Bear is a character created by Explosim Entertainment in their animated series Cyanide And Happiness , he acts like the Bear Grills of the set universe.
He has appeared in two shorts so far, the first in which he dies of overeating for "survival" and the second in which he splits open his overweight dead body from the inside like a snakeskin and emerges alive and well.
His catchphrase is "survival".
I'm Ted Bear and today I'm teaching you about survival!
by Nevernamed22 June 11, 2016
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trumpy-bear

a handsome amazing bear. has a ass-kicking smile, and doesn't put up with bull-shit
karen: saves a chiled before it falls off a cliff. you: wow, she is a total trumpy- bear

oscar: destroys a whole army of evil farts! kiera: i love that trumpy-bear man!!
by vitoman123 November 24, 2020
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Artie Bear

nickname for the most awesome man in the whole entire world. used to describe a man who, on the outward appearance, is a scary military man, but on the inside is a cuddly, lovable, giggly pile of fluff
"That airmen is kinda scary looking, with his 'I will kill you' expression."

"Oh don't mind him, he's really just an Artie Bear."
by MayMay27 September 26, 2009
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lil' bear

Someone who finds themselves in situations that are simultaneously hilarious and inexplicably cute. Simply put, the most adorable of creatures.
True to form, lil' bear didn't realize that a copious amount of honey was dripping down her legs.
by dangerbru November 14, 2010
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Keir Bear

Keir Bear is the beautifullest, coolest, and nicest person ever. You’ll be lucky to befriend one or even find one in the wild. They are very sensitive at first but will warm up to you rather quickly if your cool. Keir Bears are very ✨aesthetic✨ And look like they came straight from Pinterest because that’s how perfect they are. Go find yourself a Keir Bear, it can only do good. <3
Person 1: Who’s your bestie?
Fern: Keir Bear ofc she’s the best

PS: Keira of your reading this I love you <3
by FERNSMILEYFACE April 27, 2022
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A Bungle Bear

A hairy hipster who constantly bungles things up.
A bungle Bear - Zippy: Oh no what’s uncle bungle done now?

Geoffrey: What, apart from being unbearably hairy

Zippy: What! unhairaly Beary?

George: Too much, too bear
by Five_oh August 9, 2019
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Ronny Bear

Getting your ass jerked off by a stripper at the pleasure dome
The bachelor received the best Ronny Bear of his life
by Showmeyourpoopchute August 29, 2017
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