kicked in the jimmy

This is where someone takes their foot (with or without shoes) and places it rapidly and firmly against your genitalia in a manner to cause the person who owns said genitalia excruciating pain which may or may not lead to things like; crossed eyes, loss of breath, crying like a baby, anger, confusion, thoughts of random animals and soreness through out the middle abdomen.

Matt was kicked in the jimmy by his girlfriend Sue because she found out he was cheating on her.

by MR34 August 6, 2014

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Jimmy Moore

Brother of Alan Moore. Often stops by the unsuspecting Matt Cohen's to inappropriately take bong hits in the middle of the Bagged and Boarded podcast.

Oh, did you hear that, listeners? Jimmy Moore just stopped by.

by ShadowRogue December 13, 2010

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jimmy shit

When you eat the chicks poon out in such a manner that she simultaneously shits and pukes.

Guy 1: Hey, I heard you fucked Teresa last night.
Guy 2: Yeah, I was eating her out and the bitch took a jimmy shit.
Guy 1: Fuck.

by The Greener Weiner Cleaner February 21, 2018

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Jimmy Stathis

he’s very famous and very smart. like he’s very famous! keeps the gc going at 2am in the morning (his time). did i mention he’s very famous! jimmy if u see this i’m ur biggest fan and ur so funny.

JiMmY StAtHiS iS fAmOuS?
iS hE?

by smiles4cv on instagram :) June 6, 2019

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Jimmy Jug

A vessel used for holding water, usually a large plastic bottle. Used to stay hydrated during one's travels.

Not to be confused with a Johnny Jug.

It was hot and dry in the convention hall so I took a swig of water from my Jimmy Jug to cool off.

by Mister Amoc March 22, 2016

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Squimmy Jimmy

When a couple does anal for so long, the dick starts to push in there stomach. The acid from the stomach starts to corrode the dick. Since there dick is in the liquid acid the dick starts to get very soggy, and falls off as well being dissolved in the stomach. The dick is now a small little stub that looks like an erect clit, with balls, that can only wiggle and squirm.

"Becka, I can't believe what happened last night. My boyfriend gave me anal, it felt so good, after an hour or so I gave him a Squimmy Jimmy. Now I don't gotta worry about him cheating on me anymore!"

by OpenMindedBagels May 10, 2018

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