Window hammer

When a glass dildo is put in a woman's vagina and then she has a sledge hammer slammed on her to break it inside

Give her the window hammer

by Channman March 21, 2017

Thor’s Hammer

When lineman do a line of cocaine on live power lines.

Person 1: Damn dude, those lineman really work fast.
Person 2: Yea man, they were doing Thor’s Hammers all morning.

by Professor Hancock July 24, 2022

Hammer Tits

When a girls tits are bigger than her ass and give the look of a hammer and or being top heavy.

Yeooooo that chicks got some hammer tits eh

by Meme Dungeon July 1, 2019

Hammer dolphin

A very skinny, very hairless man with a giant cock. Nuff said.

Did you see Quinten in the shower the other day? Total hammer dolphin. Fuck I'd love to be that guy.

by Published author man dude bro April 4, 2022

Hammer-hock

When you stare at someones package from a distance or up close without trying to be noticed

Stacey quit looking at that guys package! He's gonna noticed u hammer-hock

by Cjb86 October 16, 2020

alabamer hammer

When you come into the room jump in the air as a land dolphin would while making a humping motion then cut your unwilling sacrifices face off and wear it around the house while masturbating to the weather girl

Proceed to Alabamer Hammer that bitch tonight

by Slimlongdingdong July 8, 2019

ghost hammer

When a girl has a one night stand in a high gravity craft beer induced haze with a beer snob hipster, but when she wakes he's no where to be found.

Lindsey woke up the morning after the bottle share hunger over, sore, and by herself; the ghost hammer strikes again.

by OG_GhostHammer July 15, 2017