The act of squirting chocolate milk into your mouth, then taking a swig of milk directly from the udder of a milk cow, and shaking it back and forth to make chocolate milk in your cheeks.
"I've naught time for thine cup nor thine spoon, but Glladys, mine milking cow serves me well for making the Old Amish as dessert, once."
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Joseph was swinging the freshly made megapendant 'Old Drippy' around on his finger when suddenly it accidently flew up and hit the ceiling, then crashing to the ground. "Old Drippy took a hit!" Jonny exclaimed!
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