chip and pin

A groundbreaking and revolutionary new way for gangsters, thieves and other assorted pikeys to steal money out of your bank account in a way that means they don’t have to practise your signature anymore. A “chip” is inserted in your bank card that contains all the details of your hard-earned savings account so that in the event of someone stealing your card, all of the information is right there for them.

Thieving Pikey #1 - Hey, I’ve found a chip and pin card lying in this man’s wallet
Thieving Pikey #2 - Sweet. Lets take it to my ten-year-old brother’s computer and hack all of the information out of it.
Thieving Pikey #1 - Then we can hire that Paris Hilton movie everyone's been on about.
Thieving Pikey #2 - Movie? With this baby we can hire Paris Hilton

by The Boy Biff September 1, 2008

fish and chips

An unbelievably common meal, eaten regularly by people in Australia and New Zealand.
Fish and Chip Shop's are probably the most common business establishment in these 2 nations.
Absolutely delicious. We make it better than anywhere in the world.

"In the 70s - 80's, an Aussie's idea of going out for dinner waz the family eating fish and chips in the car."

by Diego August 26, 2003

chip tax

The legitimate theft of potato chips from one's friends and colleagues. The thief will usually utter the phrase "chip tax" while stealing the chips. Uttering thae phrase "chip tax" while stealing someone's chips gives the thief immunity for the theft. This is a specific variant of yoink and is related to tax (steal sense)

John uttered the magic phrase "chip tax" while stuffing his mouth full of a handful of my chips.

by Msquared March 14, 2003

V-Chip

Virginity

Joe: Man amy is sooo damn hit
Bob: Yeah man, i wanna deinstall her V-Chip

by bob March 9, 2003

Chips Ahoy

This phrase is used to give someone props, in a sarcastic manner. Kind of like saying "So,You want a cookie?"

John: I have 3 associates degree's 4 Bachelor's, 2 Masters and a PHD in Health.

Mark: Wow, you really need some Chips Ahoy!

by Mike Hatch September 20, 2006

chips and dip

when something is lame or boring.

There was supposed to be this dope ass party but when we got there it was all chips and dip.

by ClaudiaR December 27, 2007

potato chip

Fingering a girl in a moving car, after done putting your hand out the window for drying, then indulging.

while on a road trip to california i was fingering kristy, when i was done i stuck my hand out the window once her juices dried up i peeled it off and ate it, hence the potato chip

by Fred the babykiller June 12, 2008