Band Killer

When you start dating a dick and/or hoebag that comes between you and your band. Who Ultimately makes you choose and because you wanna hit that so bad you kill the band.

Derek's new vagina wants to come to practice again. She told him that if she can't come to practice then neither can he..... she's a Band Killer man, vagina will be the end of us all!

by MusicRoach October 1, 2014

Band Shit

Activities that are related to highschool marching band that prevents you from doing cooler, more fun things with friends.

Rory just said he can't make it, He's doing band shit again this Saturday

by antinigga February 22, 2020

Band nerd

Someone who is obsessed with band (and wants everyone to know it). A band nerd is usually obnoxious about being in band. They have nothing else going on in their life. Don’t confuse this with someone who tries hard in band or a regular member of a school band.

He’s such a band nerd that’s like his only personality trait

by chicken strip joe April 10, 2020

Nut Band

1. When a guy puts a rubber band around his penis while jerking off for longer erections

"Hey try this nut band It really makes a splooge valcano"

by Definition Dicktionary December 9, 2016

banded jasper

Banded Jasper is a rock. It is found in Northeastern United States and Southern Canada. It is annoying af. It is extremely hard so miners cannot get through it in order to get to our precious iron ore. It will destroy drill bits and is the arch enemy of the underground mining business.

Miner 1: Gawd damn, I don did run inna sum uh day banded jasper up der dontcha know.
Miner 2: oh yeah ubetcha, it damn near kills us tur have it aroun here eh?
Miner 3: are ya talkin abou banded Jasper der? Fuck dat eh. Don need none of day round here.
Miner 1: oh yeah, ubetcha

by Up north Minnesotan September 1, 2019

Boy bands

A group of 4-5 boys who (most of the time) don’t play instruments other than a guitar. They usually only sing and dance.

Have you heard of the boy bands In Real Life, Why Don’t We, and PRETTYMUCH?

by ItzzYourrGurll July 15, 2018

Jazz Band

Ultimately the best extracurricular ever. Imagine 20 dude/ettes all standing around each other for a couple hours a week playing the romantic style of music. Hell yeah. Under the hot stage lights for 3 to 4 hours at a time sweating your uniforms off making your instrument shiny. What’s there not to love?

Hey man, did you see that Jazz band?
Heck yeah man! They’re hot!
Hey man, it’s jazzman.

by Yoinks there’s Scoob December 29, 2019