New Camera Syndrome

As knows as ACS.

When you buy a new camera and take pictures of everything in site. The so-called "everything in sight" is nothing but dumb shit.

Ugh, Andy's pictures are so pointless. He has new camera syndrome.

by Mariii February 23, 2008

Little Red Riding Hood Syndrome

Little Red Riding Hood Syndrome, otherwise known as, "#MeToo." As defined by the European fairy tale about the naive, wholesome, and pure-hearted Little Red Riding Hood, who ignores the wisdom and warnings of her mother and impetuously ventures into the dark & dangerous world to fulfill her noble, altruistic, and self-sacrificing quest only to be accosted and consumed by the lusting, ravenous and Machiavellian Big Bad Wolf! Overtly trusting and deceived by her own cognitive dissonance, she tragically remains trapped within her own self-deception, blind to the true nature of the wolf and unable to see the wolf's true intentions for her until it is too late. Perhaps a noble and enabling woodcutter will come to her hapless rescue and maintain her dysfunctional behaviors and those of her daughters.

"What a deep voice you have!" ("The better to greet you with", responds the wolf), "Goodness, what big eyes you have!" ("The better to see you with", responds the wolf), "And what big hands you have!" ("The better to hug/grab you with", responds the wolf), and lastly, "What a big mouth you have" ("The better to eat you with!", responds the wolf), at which point the wolf jumps out of bed and eats her up too. 30 years later, Little Red Riding Hood, Tweets a #MeToo and the Big Bad Wolf is kicked out of the forest by an angry mob; all involved being casualities of Little Red Riding Hood Syndrome.

by Crazy8888s October 12, 2018

Oval Shoulder Syndrome (OSS)

Where a female stores fat in the shoulders and arms in such a way that from the bicep up, would form a straight line then curving perfectly at the shoulder and back down again, forming a flawless oblong, the oval.

"She's really put on weight since high school." "Yes, I agree, notice the Oval Shoulder Syndrome (OSS)."

by whiteboien3rgie December 30, 2011

Facebook Derangement Syndrome (FDS)

The all-consuming, incomprehensible rage old rich people get when talking how about much Facebook is worth because of how silly they think it is. Specifically applies to the very rich who might invest in it. The Wall Street Journal publishes front-page stories on Facebook stock price while it puts normal company prices in the back, which aggravates the disease.

My boss heard Facebook's janitor bought a new Ferrari and he jumped out the window. Facebook Derangement Syndrome (FDS) fatality number 489.

by Tederator March 19, 2011

Part-time back syndrome

A highly contagious condition that seemingly settles itself upon slack-arse waitress' causing them severe pain when the hoovering is mentioned or when more than three drinks need taking out.

This particular ailment has left the medical world at a loss but i have discovered a cure! As P.T.B.S appears to be caused by general slackness in a working environment i would suggest a dose of 'servalone' to deal with the nagging affliction.

by jimbob September 20, 2003

creeping thumb-all syndrome

Severe pain in the thumb of each hand due to texting with hand-held devices that can send and receive email. This condition will creep up on the user over time and cause reduced motion of the thumbs. In severe cases, the user may loose the ability to communicate.

Bummer, I can barely text anymore as my creeping thumb-all syndrome has damaged my thumb joints.

by HughB March 21, 2008

Little Boy Hands (LBH) Syndrome

When a grown man has the hands of a middle school aged year old boy. Everything else is very manly except for the hands. They are, however, known to be rather adorable. Some characteristics include: hairlessness, excessive nose picking, soft texture, perfect cuticles, shiny nail beds, short fingers in comparison to arm length.

Despite being 6'7'', his little boy hands (LBH) syndrome make him look as if he wouldn't be able to hurt a fly.

by madsss1 September 9, 2019