tennis ball throw it against the wall

helps me forget about my cancer

Little kid: Tennis ball throw it against the wall x3
Little kid: helps me forget about my cancer

by Sweet.hibiscus.tea February 9, 2021

National Kick Guys in the Balls Day

Tired of guys slapping your ass on April 7th? Well it's your lucky day on April 10th as it is national kick guys in the balls day so hunny, kick away just if you were kicking a soccer ball

"Hey Skylar, It's national kick guys in the balls day! "

by Bluespeckle April 9, 2017

flaming ball bag that is on fire

botch

botch is a flaming ball bag that is on fire

by bmanc April 26, 2003

Keeping My/Your Balls Crossed

The act of hoping and wishing that the girl you want to have sex with actually will.. soon

(The worst pussy trap, is when you aren't getting pussy)

Keeping My/Your Balls Crossed

Friend: "So what's the deal with that girl you've been spending all your time on? Did you get laid yet or what?"

Response: "No not yet, but I'm keeping my balls crossed."

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Guy 1: "O man, I can't wait for Miranda Kerr to get divorced from Orlando Bloom so I can finally get a shot at her."

Guy 2: "I wouldn't keep your balls crossed on that one."

by TastesLikeLemons57 February 24, 2011

does pinochio have wooden balls

basically, as to say "what the hell do u think?" answer to an obvious question
same as do bears shit in the woods, and is the pope catholic

?: Tryina burn this wit us?
Answer: does pinochio have wooden balls?

by J. @kins May 6, 2008

Smart Bitch with Dim Balls

A bitch whose balls ironically and unfortunately didn't glow like her accent and style,and she is so fed up with Society,culture and routine sex...

ohhh,she'll never make it till the ultimate climax,coz she is a Smart Bitch with Dim Balls

by Shane Norwasky June 15, 2010

lick lick lick my balls

from rick and morty.

LICK LICK LICK MY BALLS!!! YEAH! SAY IT ALL THE TIME

by papyrusundertale August 25, 2017