Fuck me harshly with a chicken strip

When something is going on and you're stressed and you would just rather die

Teacher: you will have to do exercises from 1 to 50
Me under my breath: Fuck me harshly with a chicken strip

by Smarty-Marty September 10, 2019

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Come Back And Bite Me On The Ass

When something you have done with poor judgement and bad taste results in you being harshly rebuked.

When I was younger, I set my neighbor's car on fire. I hope it doesn't come back and bite me on the ass.

by MalumLibrum958 December 2, 2022

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pass me your 11's

the act of acquiring somebodys phone number

hey gyal, pass me your 11's u Peng ting

by privbox February 16, 2020

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thank you for hacking me, motherfucker

when you know you just got hacked and you want your hacker to know how much you hate him/her (no sexism here)

you can go wild and search anything and your hacker will know it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

you can't use it in a sentence
apparently you have to use the "word" to make it count so "thank you for hacking me, motherfucker

by i_hate_getting_hacked March 28, 2017

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The way you feel when you’ve been hurt more than you thought possible and you’ve hurt someone more than you thought possible but you love them so much it hurts and they don’t even know that they’ve been hurt. It’s great.

I dreamt of an old man on a park bench. One eye was dead and white, the pupil transfixed by a scar. The other burned blue. It saw. He raised a shaking finger and pointed at me. “How dare you forgive me,” he croaked, his voice the death rattle of a starved bird and a dying star.

by 22(god) April 17, 2019

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