Sick as two dogs

When you're not just sick as a dog- you're sick as two dogs.

I'm sick as a dog. No, scratch that. I'm sick as TWO dogs.

by MalumLibrum958 April 18, 2023

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Spend Time With the Dying Dog

People will say that they can't spend time with somebody because they are about to leave so what's the point, but the counter argument is imagine you had a dying dog. Would you leave it all alone or would you spend as much time as you could with it.

Hey man just because she's leaving doesn't mean you shouldn't see her. Spend time with the dying dog bro.

by Caders21 March 23, 2022

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What the dog doing

question what the dog is doing.

(1)What the dog doing there?
(2)Oh I think he is drinking his water.
(1) Oh thank goodness

by scoop1 April 4, 2022

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Chilli Dog .5

Unlike the chilli dog surprise, this one occurs when you're hot doggin' your partner ( fucking their ass cheeks pressed together) and the shit and your spread it like chilli on a hot dog between buns.

Note: It is considered rune for your partner to not have at one taste of the dog.

My girl gave me a chilli dog .5 last night.

Then I ate her chocolate taco.

by Brucebat Manwayne December 5, 2023

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Dog

Innocent little filthy fluff that is nice to cuddle.
When you adopt a dog, he firstly steals your heart, then he steals your bed. When you’re not at home he gets sad, and he will love you unconditionally. They sleep in bagel position sometimes and it makes your heart melt. They eat, sleep, poop, pee and eat your food <3 they don’t speak words but they speak with their little shiny eyes.
They lick you when you’re out of your shower, they eat your shoes sometimes but it’s okay it’s a way to show love :(

me: OMG LOOK HOW HES SLEEPING
dog: bruh I didn’t even do anything

by Sophiajewishbissexualqueenxoxo November 21, 2021

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