sexual sex offender

Your sleep paralysis demon

Fam: Dude did you get any sleep last night
You: Nah I saw a sexual sex offender

by Denys Swag September 2, 2019

hairless sex dolphin

Noun.

Being groomed to hairless perfection before sex. Skin so silky smooth it's like a wet dolphin.

Ex. Judy shaved her legs, pits, and got a wax before her big date with mark. Judy is a hairless sex dolphin

Judy shaved her legs, pits, and got a wax before her big date with mark. Judy is a hairless sex dolphin.

"Hey man, why are you taking so long in the shower?!"
"Got a big date tonight, gonna be a hairless sex dolphin"
"awh yeah, bro!"

by Cowtocracy December 28, 2015

Gay Mic Sex

As once said by Ea$yMoney, gay mic sex is something he will not partake in. No one knows what it means though.

Ea$yMoney: I do not partake in gay mic sex
Snopple Wopple: tf does that mean

by Snopple Wopple Pp May 29, 2021

safe sex kink

when you or your partner can only get turned on knowing that you are having the safest sex possible. this includes being on the pill, being tested for all std's, and also wearing a condom.

I got so hard knowing that my bitch was tested and on the pill, i fucking love my safe sex kink.

by notafuckassbitch August 16, 2018

hide-and-go sex

Game where all players are in the nude and one hides. Whoever finds the hider first gets to have sex with them upon finding.

Where's Boberto?
Oh, he's getting slammed by Sheela. She won hide-and-go sex

by Capt.McSwagger January 22, 2015

best sex ever

Two extreemly hot people fucking like lovers while eating spiced meat.

Laure and Zach had the best sex ever on Jan. 18th 2004 at 4am.

by zach January 23, 2004

Sex and the City 2

A new movie coming out featuring the resilient return of the Golden Girls!

Old Woman 1: Are you going to see Sex and the City 2?
Old Woman 2: Well, I am lonely, horny, old and I look like a man so naturally I can relate. Yes, I will!
Old Woman 1: Great, let's put more stuff in out vaginal areas! Tampons, maxi pads, diapers, vibrators; us old women have so much vaginal equipment.
Old Woman 2: We sure do!

Old Woman 1 and Old Woman 2 both piss themselves and die. Then they shit themselves.

Michael Patrick King walks by.

Michael: Hmm, I think I just found the basis for Sex and the City 3.

by SpaceMouse May 8, 2010