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Being groomed to hairless perfection before sex. Skin so silky smooth it's like a wet dolphin.
Ex. Judy shaved her legs, pits, and got a wax before her big date with mark. Judy is a hairless sex dolphin
Being groomed to hairless perfection before sex. Skin so silky smooth it's like a wet dolphin.
Ex. Judy shaved her legs, pits, and got a wax before her big date with mark. Judy is a hairless sex dolphin
Judy shaved her legs, pits, and got a wax before her big date with mark. Judy is a hairless sex dolphin.
"Hey man, why are you taking so long in the shower?!"
"Got a big date tonight, gonna be a hairless sex dolphin"
"awh yeah, bro!"
"Hey man, why are you taking so long in the shower?!"
"Got a big date tonight, gonna be a hairless sex dolphin"
"awh yeah, bro!"
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Get the best sex ever mug.Old Woman 1: Are you going to see Sex and the City 2?
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